Me: NARUTO! STOP EATING AND SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
Naruto: huh… what?... oh yea… mickey does not own Naruto.. *mumbles* thankgod..
Me: WHAT WAS THAT!
Naruto: NO.. NOTHIN…
Me: that's what I thought..
Italic-Bold= Sasuke's thoughts
It was late afternoon. The birds were singing. Children were playing in the streets. A twenty-two year-old man with soft raven locks was reading in his study until—
"SASUKE-KUN! WHERE ART THOU!" That said man sighs and goes to check on his 8-month pregnant wife.
"Yes Sakura?"
"OH! There you are Sasuke-kun! Now… WHERE IS MY PIE THAT I ASKED YOU FOR 3 HRS. AGO!"
"*sigh* Sakura.. you never as.."
"YES I DID! YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR!" The pink-haired then starts crying…. loudly…
"Fine… I'll be back."
Sakura perks up immediately. " AWWW! THANK YOU SASU-CAKES!"
Stupid mood-swings
Sasuke goes and gets her pie. He starts heading upstairs until he hears...
"DON'T 4GET THE ICE CREAM SASUKE!"
That said man sighs and gets her ice cream.
"Here you go Sakura." "Thank you Sasu-cakes!" Sasu-cakes then sits back and watches as his wife plows into her food.
"Sasuke-kun…. Do I look fat?"
*insert sigh here* "uhhhh…. No?"
" *GASP* YOU HESITATED! WHY DID YOU HESITATE!"
"I… I didn't hesitate…"
"oh… OKE DOKE!"
Sasuke leaves the room.
I'll be glad when this is over.
-9 months later-
"Sasuke!... can you come here please?" says a pink-haired woman holding a newborn baby boy in their bathroom.
"What is it Sakura?"
"I'm pregnant… again…"
Sasuke falls over anime-style.
crap
Lol… I was laughing while writing this… hope ya'll like it!
R&R por favor!