Ash:
I am the very model of a typical obsessor boy.
My friends, I'm sure get tired of it when I begin to annoy.
The subject of my dreams are always, always about pokemon.
From Pikachu to strong Mewtwo, I really do know who is who.
My goal is no different from other boys I meet my age.
To reach it I'll use Charizard and tell him to use his own rage.
Being who he is he didn't listen to me, not at all.
The loss was more than I could bear and felt just like a wake-up call.
Misty, Brock, Jessie, James:
The loss was more than he could bear and felt just like a wake-up call.
The loss was more than he could bear and felt just like a wake-up call.
The loss was more than he could bear and felt just like a wake-up,
wake-up call.
Ash:
Ha! Now my goal is to beat the top trainers in the orange league.
I really hope my pokemon don't faint from the intense fatigue.
And I'm sure my friends get tired of me when I begin to annoy.
But I'm the very model of a typical obsessor boy.
Misty, Brock, Jessie, James:
He is right, we get tired of him when us he begins to annoy.
He is the very model of a typical obsessor boy.
Brock:
Me, I joined Ash when he beat me with his lousy Pikachu.
Ash: Hey!
Brock:
I like to dress in a pink apron when I cook him beefy stew.
I fall for every pretty girl I come across, except Misty.
To me she looks like an ugly monkey and a boy chimpanzee.
Misty: Hey!!!
Brock:
Jessie of Team Rocket turns me off because of her long, pointy hair.
It looks to me like she went to sleep sitting in an electric chair.
Jessie: Hey! Do you want the mallet?
Brock:
Now James, he is another topic that I'd rather not get to.
I think he's gay and likes to wear girl clothes and a ballet tutu.
James: I am not gay!
Jessie, Misty, Ash, Brock:
We think he's gay and likes to wear girl clothes and a ballet tutu.
We think he's gay and likes to wear girl clothes and a ballet tutu.
We think he's gay and likes to wear girl clothes and a ballet tutu, tutu.
Brock:
I love to breed my pokemon and maybe produce a weird one.
I will not let my breeding ways have me and my life get outdone.
And I'm sure my friends get tired of me when I begin to annoy.
I am the very model of a pretty girl obsessor boy.
Ash, Misty, Jessie, James:
He is right, we get tired of him when us he begins to annoy.
He is the very model of a pretty girl obsessor boy.
James: I like to dress of in girls clothes and talk in a real high pitched voice.
But that does not mean I would like to be called by the name of Joyce.
And I am very very very positive that I'm not gay.
Because I just laid Jessie in the hole we fell into today.
Jessie: WHAT????
James:
She knows that while I may be timid I am really big down there.
Jessie:
And I say we should turn this song onto a topic that's elsewhere!
James:
In short, while I may not be as manly as Brockie seems to be,
I've laid more girls in one year than Brock has in his lifetime, hee hee!
Brock: Ouch!
Jessie: I thought we said not to go there!
Jessie, Ash, Misty:
He's laid more girls in one year than in Brock's lifetime! Hee hee hee hee!
He's laid more girls in one year than in Brock's lifetime! Hee hee hee hee!
He's laid more girls in one year than in Brock's lifetime! Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Jessie:
Everything that James has said today is most definite a bad lie.
(Except the part about Brock unable to get a sweety-pie.)
And though I'm sure they get tired of me when I begin to annoy.
Ash is still the model of a typical obsessor boy!
Jessie, James, Brock, Misty:
She is right, we get tired of her when us she begins to annoy.
Ash is still the model of a typical obsessor boy!