It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. All of the Jyuunishi members and Tohru had been called to Akito's room for a very important meeting.
"I have called this meeting of all the Jyuunishi and…Tohru…because I have some very important news to tell you today," announced Akito, head of the Sohma clan. "I am very happy to announce that I have decided that Tohru should be shunned by the Sohma family, and EVERYBODY'S mind should be erased…including Hatori's."
"Wait, how am I supposed to erase my own memory? Somebody needs to be there afterward to tell me what to think," Hatori pointed out.
"I'm sure Ayame or Shigure would be happy to tell you what to think!" Exclaimed little energetic Momiji.
"No," Hatori replied rather bluntly. "Besides, if they saw me erase my memory, they'd want to know WHY I was erasing my own memory, and they'd find out about Tohru again. Then I'd have to erase their memories again, but since I would have to know what I was erasing, I'd find out about Tohru again, and would have to erase my own memory again, where Ayame and Shigure would have to tell me something, but they'd want to know why I was erasing my memory…" Hatori's words slowly trailed off, while the rest of the family argued.
"There's no way you can make me forget about Tohru!" proclaimed the hot and sweaty Kyou, who was hot because he is just hot, and sweaty because…it doesn't matter why, all that matters is that the heat and sweat coming from his hot body forced him to shed his hot sweater and even hotter t-shirt leaving his hot body in only his hot cargo pants.
"You can't make me forget about Tohru either!" added Yuki. He sent Tohru his 'I care because I love you' face, but since Tohru can only be Tohru, she mistook it for his brotherly love face and began her thought monologue.
Wow, I am so happy that everybody wants to remember me! I learned something new today! Despite the fact that Kyou and Yuki think they have nothing in common, they do! They both love me like a sister
After Hatori rambled on for a few minutes about brainwashing and memory erasing that nobody understood but him, he noticed that Ayame and Shigure were missing from the family meeting! Well, so were Rin and Kuren…what's his face, but they never attended any of the meetings anymore because Rin is a crazy whore and the rooster, what's his face, had a strange obsession of Akito which made Akito angry which ended up in a fight to end all soap opera slap fights which ended up with rooster face going on a trip so the two could get some must needed calm down time.
Back onto topic, Ayame and Shigure were both missing from the meeting, and Hatori felt that he needed to point this out to further shove down everybody's throats that he was the smartest and most responsible of the Handsome Blossom Trio.
"Everybody, Ayame and Shigure are missing!" Hatori proudly told everybody while attempting to keep a smug look off his otherwise smart and unemotional face.
For one moment everybody was silent as they made a quick head count. They realized that Ayame and Shigure were indeed missing. Then the room burst into random arguments and questions that just weren't going to be answered.
"Should my mind be erased of Tohru too?" asked Tohru.
"Where's Ayame and Shigure?" cried Hatori. He needed the two to be around so he looked smarter! How dare they embarrass him like this?
"How come I haven't said anything yet!" complained Haru. Even though it really is his fault that he hadn't said anything yet because if he wanted to say something, he should have just said it like everybody else in the room.
"Kisa and I are holding hands right now, and there's nothing Akito can do about it because everybody is being too loud and obnoxious for him to notice! Muhahahaha!" Hiro gleefully cried.
"Hiro…please let go…of my hand…it's weird…" Kisa whimpered.
"Uh…sorry," mumbled Hiro as he dropped Kisa's hand.
"OH!" Momiji exclaimed. "Hiro just got burned by Kisa and he thought nobody noticed, but I DID!"
"SILENCE!" Akito screeched to the room. The talking ceased and Akito continued to talk. "I don't care where Ayame and Shigure are, but I just want everybody to know that Ritsu is also in the room."
"GOMEN NESAI! I didn't want anybody to have to suffer by being in my presence, but now I have made you all suffer by not announcing myself! GOMEN NESAI!" Screamed Ritsu as he ran out of the building, hoping never to be seen again in this story. That's okay though, none of the other members of the Jyuunishi really wanted him there in the first place.
"Alright, now that everybody had calmed down, and I have successfully made Ritsu leave without actually telling him to, let's erase everybody's memories!" Oh it was a happy day for Akito. First Shigure wasn't there to stop him from hitting anybody if he felt like it, Ayame wasn't there to tell him what looked cute on him, and Ritsu's budding self esteem had just been squashed like a bug. Now all he had to do to make the day complete was to get Hatori to erase everybody's mind!
"NO!" screamed everybody in the room, not including Akito because it would be sort of stupid for him to scream at his own idea.
A second after everybody loudly rejected the plan to erase Tohru from their memories, the room went pitch black.
Since all the people in the room are a bunch of pansies, they screamed.
The room became bright again and everybody sighed in relief. Except for Akito because he had died during that short moment where nobody could see.
"Wow, I'm so relieved that we can see again!" sighed Kagura. She had wanted to say something for a very long time but couldn't think of anything witty to say. She had finally given up on trying to find something interesting to say and had gone with this stupid line.
But wait a minute…she might have another chance for a good line!
"Oh no! I'm not so relieved anymore because," Kagura took a deep and shocked breath for a more dramatic affect, but during that breath, her chance of a good line was taken by everybody else in the room.
"AKITO IS DEAD!"
Author's Notes: Hullo! I wasn't planning on posting this story, but like my other story MISSING LOVE (go read go read go read) my freaky friends told me to post it. The same freaky friends who told me to post MISSING LOVE (go review go review go review)
At first I said no, no way, never, nope…but then I started poking this bunny on this website…just don't ask…but the point is, it got me thinking…don't ask about what…so, um…anyway…here's my fanfic!
Oh, and if you're wondering, these so-called 'friends' I always seem to mention are Capheine and kcarrie, so go read their stories too! Isn't it weird how we're friends, yet our writing styles are so different?
I'd love it if you reviewed, but plz don't flame me.