Super Smash Bros.: Tales of Smash City

Season 1

Chapter 1: Job Day


One day at the Smash Manison, Mario was watching TV until Master Hand came.

"Yes, Master Hand?" Mario asked. "And where is everyone?"

"Today is Job Day. The other Smashers are having jobs for today. So does you. Did you woke up late?" Master Hand asked.

"Yes, I did. I stay up all night with Luigi," Mario said, "Now what is my job for today?"

"You are gonna get a job as a co-worker at Luigi's Pizza." Master Hand said.

"With my brother?! Or with someone?" Mario asked exicited.

"No, with Link. Luigi is your manager." Master Hand said.

"OK. Thanks. I'll go there. Sorry about waking up late." Mario said.

Mario drove to Interstate 580, and took the exit and arrived at Luigi's Pizza. It's was located 6 mph south of the Smash Manison.

"Today is Job Day! Does anyone needs to get a job here for today?" Luigi asked.

"I do. Master Hand told me so," Mario said.

"Oh, OK. Welcome to my place. You co-workers are Link, Meta Knight, and Falco. Have fun at working!" Luigi said.

"What's up, Mario?" Mario's co-workers asked.

"I'm fine. This job is gonna be great! I wonder how the other Smashers are doing?" Mario said.


Meanwhile, at Kirby's Burger, Marth and Roy got a job by Master Hand.

"Who is our manager?" Roy asked.

"I think Kirby is." Marth said.

"Welcome to Kirby's Burger. Are you having a job here?" Kirby asked.

"Yes. Master Hand told us." Marth and Roy said.

"OK. Your job will be flippin' burgers. Have fun! Right now, I need to hire a janitor." Kirby said.

"I do! I know how to clean the restroom!" Fox replied.

"OK, Fox you're hired. Have a nice day at cleaning! But if you screw it up, you will be fired," Kirby said.

"OK, Kirby." Fox said. "Now, what will I do?"

"Clean the men's restroom," Kirby said. "It's a mess. Clean everything there. Good luck!"

Fox started cleaning the men's restroom. First, he started cleaning the floor. Then, he clean the walls since someone wrote bad words on it. Last, he cleaned the toliet. However, on the last toliet, Fox decides to the clean it, but then, it's broke. Then, water came down everywhere on the men's restroom.

"Damn it! I need to clean it or Kirby will fire me!" Fox said.

Meanwhile at the register.

"Welcome to Kirby's Burger. What do you want to eat?" Kirby said.

"Your burger. I has 2 dollars." The customer said.

"OK, Marth, order up that burger!" Kirby commanded. Then, he hear a noise in the men's restroom. "What the hell's going on?!"

"I don't know how to clean the last toliet and water came everywhere." Fox said.

"Did you started it?" Kirby asked angrily.

"Uh, yes." Fox said.

"Then, you're fired. Go find another job." Kirby said.


Meanwhile at the Hair Shaving place, Dr. Mario got a job there.

"Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Hair Shaving Place. I'm-a-gonna be your new manager. " Dr. Mario said. "My helper will be Mr. Game and Watch.

"Hi, everyone!" Mr. Game and Watch said.


Meanwhile, Fox drove to Sonic's Burger.

"Hey, Fox. What's wrong?" Sonic asked.

"Kirby fired me. Can I be chef at your place?" Fox said.

"Sure," Fox said.

"Thank you!! You're the best!" Fox said.


Meanwhile, Yoshi got a job at the Smash Airport.

"Welcome to the the airport! Do you wanna travel to another place?" Yoshi said.

"Yes, because I wanna visit your island!" Bowser Jr. said.

"You do?" Yoshi asked.

"Hell YEAH! I hate my dad. He's kidnapping Zelda instead of Peach." Bowser Jr. said.

"Have fun." Yoshi said.

"Thank you." Bowser Jr. said.


Meanwhile at Luigi's Pizza.

"Welcome to Luigi's Pizza. What do you-a-want to eat?" Luigi asked.

"A big pizza. I love pizzas." Shy Guy said.

"OK. Mario, some Shy Guy wanted some-a-large pizza." Luigi said.

"Yes sir. A large pizza is-a-coming up." Mario said. It's took 15 minutes cook the pizza. "OK, Shy Guy. Here's your pizza."

"Thank you." Shy Guy said as he left the place.

Another customer came.

"One small pizza for me and big one for Bowser," Koppa said.

"OK, Falco, can you serve some pizzas?" Luigi asked.

"Yes, sir. I'll do it." Falco said. He started cooking the pizza which took 13 minutes to be served. "Here ya go."

"Thanks!" Koppa said. He drove off to the place where Bowser got a job there.

5 hours later...

"OK, guys, it's 20 minutes till closing time. I wonder what's our last customer of the day?" Luigi said.

"I am. I wanted some small pizza," Bob-omb said, "before I expold in 20 minutes."

"Link, 1 small pizza, please." Luigi said.

"OK, Luigi, it's coming. There's your pizza. Enjoy before your death." Link said.

"THANK YOU!!!" Bob-omb yelled happily and went to the gas station, ate the pizza, and expolded.

"Holy crap!" yelled Link. "The gas station on the other side of the freeway is expolded!"

"Yeah. What will we do?" Falco said.

"Let's go home." Meta Knight said.

"OK. Sound like a plan! Let's go back to the Smash Manison before everyone noticed the Bob-ombs." Mario said.

They took Interstate 580 and went home. It's was 6:45PM.


15 minutes later, when the Smashers were all there at the Smash Manison, Master Hand said. "Good job, everyone. So, Mario, what did you do in your job?"

"It's was good." Mario said. " What about you, Link?"

"It's was good too." Link said.

"Me too. Fox, what did you do in your job?" Falco said.

"It's was good. Being a chef is awesome. What about you, Wolf?" Fox said.

"It's was alright. Working with Peach and Zelda were the worst day of the life." Wolf said.

"HEY!!" yelled Zelda and Peach.

"Pika Pika! (Say sorry at them, jerk!)" Pikachu said angrily.

'Uh, sorry." Wolf said.

"That's OK." Zelda said. "My job was OK, because Bowser was trying to kidnap me."

"You work with Bowser?!" Link asked.

"Yes. He owns the place called 'Evil Bowser's Place'. Ugh! Worst job ever. Bowser is an ass." Zelda said.

"Well, say sorry at me." Bowser said.

"Yeah! And none of your business." Ganondorf said.

"Sorry." Zelda said.

"How was your job, Samus?" Caption Falcon asked.

"It's was good. I worked with Ike." Samus said. "How about your job?"

"I love it! I have big muscles now." Caption Falcon said.

"Hey, guys, how your job?" Ness said.

"It's was awesome." The Ice Climbers said.

"It's was good. I get to work with Popo and Nana." Toon Link said.

"And I even work with you, guys!!" Pichu said. He started dancing. "Pichu! Pichu! Pichu!"

"Ok, that's all about the job chat. Right now, we need to watch some news." Master Hand said. He turns on the TV.

"We have some breaking news for the Smash City area!" The news anchor said. "There's was a BIG expolison at the gas station at Interstate 580 near Luigi's Pizza."

"OH MY GOD!" Yoshi said.

"OH MY LORD!!" Ganondorf said.

"OH MY GOD!!" Everyone in Smash City who were watching this gasped.

"The Bob-omb caused this because he wanted some pizza so he ran to the other side and went BOOM!!! More news coverage at 11." the news anchor said.

"That's was scary." Meta Knight said.

"Yeah." King Deedee said.

"OK, that's all. Have a good night and tomorrow will be better." Master Hand said.

The Smashers ate dinner and went asleep.


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