I own nothing but the idea

Autopsy

By

The X-Filer

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I'm Misses Dana Scully

You needn't have to worry

Send me up another body

I'll get it done in a hurry

And with a scalpel in my hand

And a 2 dollar Mcflurry

You want an autopsy?

You want an autopsy...

Send a sample to the labs

And they'll get it fixed right up

I'll get Agent Pendrell to do it

Cause he's got a school boy crush

On me, I know you know, it gives him such a rush

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Late nights at the DC morgue

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Right now I am quite bored

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Mulder better understand

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Sick of calls at 3am

You want an autopsy?

I'm Misses you want an autopsy

Well get yourself in line

You'll all get your chance

I'll do only one at a time

God damn! I dropped my flurry

And now I'm so not fine

Now are you sure you want an autopsy?

You want an autopsy...

I'm Misses most likely to get

The red blood on my shirt

From the bodies that Mulder

Keeps digging up from the dirt

And if you ask me how

I do it all in my skirt

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. You want a Y incision?

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. You know I'll make the right decision

You want an autopsy?

I'm misses gotta get the buzz saw cutter

You want an autopsy?

I'm misses messin' up the window shutter

You want an autopsy?

I'm Misses Dana Scully

Now you have to worry

My Mcflurry is dropped

In the stomach of a body

And with a scalpel in hand

You better run in a hurry

You want an autopsy

You want an au, autopsy

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. another night at the DC morgue

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. if I see Mulder, Oh my Lord!

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. extra extra body bags

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Not another toe tag

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. Sitting at Skinners desk

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. You know I am so finely dressed

You want an autopsy

I'm Mrs. "We have found a messed up body"

You want an autopsy?

I'm Mrs. "You need to do another autopsy"

You want an autopsy?

You want an autopsy...

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I copied it off the lyrics

So if it's no quite right well i can't help that

Please note i do not wish to offend with this

I really do like this song

Hope you enjoyed

Thanks for reading