As a side note, Mini and Steph are 2 people stuck in here just for kicks. The things in brackets are Steph's sub-conscious.

*Mini and I are seated at a table and discussing how we plan to expose Ash, especially since we don't know what to expose him as.*

Mini: I think we have no idea on how to do this.

Steph: You are most totally correct. Hmmm.

Mini: Maybe we could... no, that wouldn't work.

Steph: Well, we could... no...

Mini: How about... nope, not that...

Steph: There's always... nope, already done.

Mini: How long is this going to go on?

Steph: Um................

Steph: I know! We could trap him, and then try to extract his secret!!! Shut up! I know how! Yeah, really. No I didn't!!! Did not!

*this went on for quite awhile*

Mini: Steph, are you talking to yourself again?

Steph: No....

Mini: I think you are... you know what happens if you talk to yourself.

Steph: No I don't! Shut up!

Mini: MINIRYU!!!!

Steph: NO! NOT THE WRATH OF THE DRATINI!!!!

Mini: YES! NOW YOU WILL WITNESS THE HOLY POWER I POSSESS IN MY MINIRYU!!

Steph: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Steph's subconscious: *in everyone's head*

Mini: Whoa! What was that!

Steph: That's who I was talking to.

Mini: Well, then I guess I don't have to get you a nice new white jacket anymore. Anyway, what were you saying about trapping Ash?

Steph: Well, I just thought we could torture him with Chinese water torture.

Mini: Hmmmm.... sounds worthwhile... How will we trap him?

Steph: Well, we could always catch him while he's asleep...

Mini: Great idea! Let's go! *I don't feel like writing how they captured Ash. They just did. Now they are in the dungeon. Ash is tied up underneath a leaky pipe*

Mini: How long does this take???

Steph: I don't know. I've never done it before.

Steph's Subconscious: How long will that take?

Ash: Hello Mom! How are you and Brock doing? Getting lots of action? You know, I heard *Mini duct-tapes his mouth closed*

Mini: That was a little more than I wanted to know...

*an hour passes*

Steph: Maybe we should try to get our information now.

Mini: Good idea. Glad it was mine.

Steph: It was not!

Mini: Was too!

Steph: Was not!!

Mini: Was too!

Steph's subconscious:

Mini and Steph: Fine.

*Mini tears off the duct-tape*

Mini: Aah, that felt good. Sometimes you just need to rip the skin off someone to get the tension out.

Steph: Ash, what are your secrets?

Ash: Secrets? What are secrets?

Mini: Tell us about yourself. Stories. Interesting ones.

Ash: well, I once went out camping with some friends and forgot to put on underwear.

*Steph and Mini are tempted to shut him up, but the story is too good to resist*

Steph: Tell me more!

Ash: You sure? It's really not that interes- *Ash spazes as a drop lands on his forehead* -ting.

Mini: We're sure.

Ash: Well, we were playing strip poker, me and the guys, and I was supposed to take off my pants. So I did. I didn't notice anything until I saw the looks in the guys' eyes. I looked down, and noticed that I was bare down there. So, I ran home. Not a smart thing to do, I might add. The whole town saw me, cuz it was a festival day. Anyway, now my mom reminds me everyday to wear my underwear and to always have clean extras.

Steph: That surely is an interesting story. We now must reveal him!

Ash: Wait!

Mini and Steph: What?

Ash: I have something else to tell you!

Mini and Steph: What?

Ash: I'm really.... A POKÉMON!!!!!

Mini and Steph: WHAT????????

Ash: I'm really a pokémon! Wanna see my zipper?

Steph: That's okay, really.

Ash: No, look! It's on my pants.

Mini: Are you wearing underwear underneath that?

Ash: Of course!

Steph: I don't really want to check...

Mini: I know, how about we get BRIAN to unzip it! (j/k!!!)

*suddenly Ash's mom pops in*

Ash's mom: Ash! Don't forget your clean underwear!!!

Ash: I know, mom! Oh! Isn't it true I'm a pokémon????

Ash's mom: Are you on crack honey? You aren't a pokémon!

Ash: I'm not?

Ash's mom: No.

Ash: Then what am I?

Ash's mom: You're a... HERMAPHRODITE!!!!!!