A/N: This is a hilarious Dark Cloud one-shot that crawled into my head while I was taking a hot shower. Enjoy... if you can.
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Heaving a deep sigh as he ran his fingers through his platinum silver hair, Seda picked up his bloodstained sword off the ground and wiped the blood left behind by the assassin that was impersonating as Sophia two nights ago, but before he sheathed it, the young king knitted his eyebrows as he heard strange sounds coming from the bath chambers before he opened his door and went to find the owner.
As he neared, Seda immediately saw steam rising from the other side as he heard what appeared to be moans and sighs from Sophia, followed by running water as he cautiously knocked on the door.
"Are you alright, Sophia...?" Seda asked before opening the door, only to be greeted by a huge cloud of steam and a sight that wasn't meant to be seen by his young eyes.
Sophia immediately covered her breasts with one arm and her private area with the other as she glared at the young king despite her face having turned redder than a tomato. A bar of lime-scented soap was in her left hand.
"Why are you... wet and... not wearing any clothes?" He asked, his face turning bright as his coat as he immediately saw what he was looking at.
"GET OUT OF HERE, SEDA! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NAKED?!" Sophia screamed at him in anger, blushing hotly as she threw a dry washcloth at him.
Almost instantly, he shielded his eyes as he bolted out of the bath chamber and immediately shook his head to get her naked body out of his mind, only to find it was already burned into his head.
"I'm NEVER walking in on her again!" Seda said before heading back towards his room as he wiped the blood that was traveling down his nose, fighting a thousand perverted and unwanted sexual thoughts.
Almost immediately, Sophia opened the door with a towel wrapped around the lower half of her body, Seda now seeing the full view of her uncovered breasts as she looked at him with a murderous look in her eyes.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" She screamed as she ran after him, throwing the wet bar of soap after him and not even caring if her breasts repeatedly bounced with every step or the perverted nosebleeds gained from the guards.
After a while, Seda eventually slipped on the bar of soap and fell on his back as Sophia started pinning him in place. A painful groan escaped from his lips as he opened his eyes and saw Sophia's large breasts just above his face before she slapped him across the face.
"What was that for?!" Seda demanded, rubbing his now-swollen cheek and watching Sophia get off of him.
"That was for walking in on me, you PERVERT!" Sophia screamed at him, slapping him across the face again before she started walking back to the bathroom, her breasts bouncing repeatedly as she went on.
Seda groaned in pain as he got up and left the hall, rubbing his now-swollen cheeks.
"I suppose I deserved that…" he said as he started walking back to his room.
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A/N: Normally, I don't like to pick on Seda... but I was completely bored! Anyway, I hope you guys liked it!
Seda: YOU'RE DEAD!
SG: O.o *runs off* Please review!