Star Lord's Xenoverse
The Trailer
Announcer: It was your favorite show of the 90s. Dubbed the Greatest Action show on the Planet and you cringed waiting 19 episodes for a planet to blowup but you love it anyways. That was remade again for some unexplained reason causing a Great Divide in the fanbase … Dragon Ball
But now something has happened to the time stream that is affecting some of our childhood nostalgia. The Time Patrollers call the one man who can save them
Quill proudly states: "Star Lord" … Trunks: Who?
"Star Lord the legendary outlaw. Guys anyone." Trunks is confused "Ah forget it"
Announcer: Wait what wtf is this
Director: Yea we wanted to do a crossover to make more money… I mean uh improve the fan base.
Announcer: I guess but why not someone else a little more responsible
Star Lord: Just say your lines you amateur
Announcer: Fine
Music: Spirit in the Sky
"Shenron summond you to help save the time stream" Kai of Time said.
Peter stares blankly: "uh huh. So what do I do"
"You need to help Goku beat my dad and the Ginyu force" Trunk says
Quill in shock: OMG all those anime's were documentaries
Trunks whispers to Kai of Time "What the fuck is wrong with him" Kai just shrugs her shoulders
Announcer: Join Peter Quill as he's warped to another fictional universe to save our child hood from some blue pointy eared cock suckers. Who have no originality what so ever
On Namek
Towa: He he your pretty sharp.
Quill turns around and notices Towa and Mira, who later appears behind the rock: Hey your not in this episode get the fuck out of here!
EXPLOSIONS OTHER RANDOM SHIT THAT DRAGON BALL DOES
Announcer: Critics are calling it "fucking stupid", and a "complete waste of time"
Star Lord's Xenoverse
Music: Ooh child
Quill: "You may be the god of destruction but do you have moves like I do?" Beerus and Whis look at him skeptically (starts dancing) "dance battle bro me vs. you"
Beerus: "Its on!"
Staring
Lone Star: Peter Quill
Super Sandwich: Goku
Prison Bitch: Vegeta
Kyle Reese: Trunks
Witch of the West: Towa
Meathead: Mira
Anubis: Beerus
Elvis Presley: Whis
Alien meets predator: Cell
Patrick Star: Majin Buu
NERD: Gohan
Dodge Ram: Piccolo
Space Napoel-Hitler: Frieza
Super Model just Saiyan: Nappa
Bald this Way: Krillin
Tri Clops: Tien
Loitering at the Clock: Kai of Time
Meat shield: Yamcha
Androids: Terminators
Additions to the body count I mean uh…supporting cast: Extra's
Coming soon whenever the fuck I feel like
Peter Quill (in Arnold accent) w/shades on: Goku I need your close your boots and your flying nimbus
Dadun dun dadun (Terminator music)