Spongebob Needs Another Job
It was a beautiful day; the water was calm, and the clams were chirping happily. The sun shone bright, even under the water. Spongebob and Patrick were jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.
"I got it!" Spongebob yelled as he swung his net and leaped towards a particularly stubborn (and very rare) blue-and-white striped jellyfish. He missed, and landed face-first in the grass.
"I got it!" Patrick called, imitating Spongebob, leap and all. He landed atop his spongy friend, squishing him flat. "Ah ha!" Patrick laughed and un- flattened his friend. "You looked funny. Like a pancake. Mmm, pancakes." he drooled, temporarily zoning-out.
"Patrick! Look what you did!" Spongebob exclaimed. "You broke my net!" He looked down. "AND my protective glasses! Now I can't go jellyfishing anymore!!" He held the broken pieces in his hands and started to cry. "Oh, net. Oh, glasses. Why? Why did you have to brake so easily? You were such a good net.you were such nice glasses."
Patrick came back to reality. "Aww, sorry Sponge. I.didn't.mean.to." he broke off and started crying with Spongebob. Suddenly, Spongebob got an idea.
"I know!" he exclaimed automatically cheering up, "I can just go buy another set of jellyfishing gear. How simple is that?"
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"How come it's not that simple?" Spongebob questioned as he looked around Jellyfishing R Us. "I'm broke. I can't buy more gear."
"You could always use your other net," Patrick contributed.
"But that's Squidward's net, Patrick! We can't use his net! What if he wants to come with us sometimes?" Spongebob explained. "Besides, I can't go jellyfishing without my glasses. I could get hurt."
"Then you need to get a job, Sponge. Money doesn't grow on trees," Patrick lamely advised.
"Patrick, I HAVE a job. At the Krusty Krab, remember?" Spongebob sighed.
"No," Patrick replied stupidly.
"Come on, Patrick. I guess I just can't go jellyfishing anymore."
"But, Sponge.that's you're lifelong dream!" Patrick argued.
"I know, pal.but.hey! Maybe Mr. Krabs will give me a raise! Come on, Patrick! Let's go ask him!"
!*~End of Chapter One~*!
Will Spongebob ever get a new net and glasses? Tune in next time, for chapter 2!!!
It was a beautiful day; the water was calm, and the clams were chirping happily. The sun shone bright, even under the water. Spongebob and Patrick were jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.
"I got it!" Spongebob yelled as he swung his net and leaped towards a particularly stubborn (and very rare) blue-and-white striped jellyfish. He missed, and landed face-first in the grass.
"I got it!" Patrick called, imitating Spongebob, leap and all. He landed atop his spongy friend, squishing him flat. "Ah ha!" Patrick laughed and un- flattened his friend. "You looked funny. Like a pancake. Mmm, pancakes." he drooled, temporarily zoning-out.
"Patrick! Look what you did!" Spongebob exclaimed. "You broke my net!" He looked down. "AND my protective glasses! Now I can't go jellyfishing anymore!!" He held the broken pieces in his hands and started to cry. "Oh, net. Oh, glasses. Why? Why did you have to brake so easily? You were such a good net.you were such nice glasses."
Patrick came back to reality. "Aww, sorry Sponge. I.didn't.mean.to." he broke off and started crying with Spongebob. Suddenly, Spongebob got an idea.
"I know!" he exclaimed automatically cheering up, "I can just go buy another set of jellyfishing gear. How simple is that?"
!*~---------------------------------------------------------------------- --~*!
"How come it's not that simple?" Spongebob questioned as he looked around Jellyfishing R Us. "I'm broke. I can't buy more gear."
"You could always use your other net," Patrick contributed.
"But that's Squidward's net, Patrick! We can't use his net! What if he wants to come with us sometimes?" Spongebob explained. "Besides, I can't go jellyfishing without my glasses. I could get hurt."
"Then you need to get a job, Sponge. Money doesn't grow on trees," Patrick lamely advised.
"Patrick, I HAVE a job. At the Krusty Krab, remember?" Spongebob sighed.
"No," Patrick replied stupidly.
"Come on, Patrick. I guess I just can't go jellyfishing anymore."
"But, Sponge.that's you're lifelong dream!" Patrick argued.
"I know, pal.but.hey! Maybe Mr. Krabs will give me a raise! Come on, Patrick! Let's go ask him!"
!*~End of Chapter One~*!
Will Spongebob ever get a new net and glasses? Tune in next time, for chapter 2!!!