Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or its characters, plot, etc. I only own my OC and my "plot".
Akatsuki Boutique is the main title of a series of one shots for Akatsuki/OC pairings. They're all their own story so they can each get their own cover. On this cover is what the OC looks like and a rose. This cover has a light green rose since it's Kakuzu. Itachi will have Black, Dei Yellow, Sasori Red, Zetsu Green, Hidan White, Tobi Orange, Pein Grey, Kisame Blue.
This is a two part oneshot. Make sure to read the bottom.
"Hey Hidan, Kuzu-Kun, wanna make a bet?" Naomi asked holding something behind her back. Kakuzu and Hidan, who were sitting on the couch watching a random TV show, looked over at the purple haired woman.
"What kind of bet? And don't call me that." Kakuzu said. Naomi held out a jar that she had been hiding behind her back.
"The fuck's that for?" Hidan asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Swear jar." Naomi said with a smile.
"Fuck no." Hidan said before looking back at the TV. Kakuzu looked interested.
"Keep talking." He said.
"Okay the bet is the same but different for each of you."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense woman!"
"If you'd let me explain it, it will." Naomi said giving Hidan a sharp blue eyed glare. "The bet is for Hidan to go a week without swearing."
"FUCK. NO." Hidan said.
"If he can't he has to have a swear jar."
"So you're saying if I can not swear for a week I can swear forever but if I don't I gotta have a fucking swear jar?"
"Mhm. Don't swear for a week then you can swear for free."
"Hmm. Fuck no."
"How does this involve me?" Kakuzu asked.
"If he does swear before the week is up you get all the swear jar money and I'll make you meals for a week."
"And if he can do it?"
"If Hidan cannot not swear for a week then he doesn't get a swear jar and you have to take me on a date that can be as expensive as I want."
"You wanna go on a fucking date with him?!" Hidan laughed. "The fuck is wrong with you?" He laughed some more.
"I did say it had to be as expensive as I wanted it to be. I could make him spend all his money." Hidan and Kakuzu looked at each other. If Hidan could keep a clean mouth for a week the old miser might have to spend all his money on the woman. If Hidan couldn't do it and swore before the end of the week then Kakuzu would have another source of income and the immortal might be quieter, but that was only a bonus. There was no way Hidan could keep from swearing for a week.
"Deal." The two said in unison. Naomi smirked.
Day 1
The next day, the day the bet started, Hidan saw Naomi in the hallway and ran up to her.
"Hey!" She stopped and turned around. "Hey Naomi." He stopped in front of her.
"Yeah?"
"Start planning that date and make it as expensive as you can." He said with a big smirk. "I'm not gunna swear once."
"Good for you." Naomi said with a smile. "You just don't wanna have to pay every time you swear."
"That and I don't want that ..." He cleared his throat after catching himself before saying it. "the old miser to get all that money and I want him to have to spend all of his." He said with laugh.
"Well he might try to get you to swear so be careful."
"No problem." He started to walk away.
"Good luck. Oh and avoid Tobi!" Naomi called.
"Got it." He gave her a backwards wave and a nod. Naomi chuckled. "Now to find Tobi and keep him busy."
"Nao-Chan Nao-Chan! You never play with Tobi." The masked man said as he hugged the girl as they sat on the couch.
"Yeah I know." Naomi said with a forced smile. Hidan suddenly walked into the room, intending on watching TV, but he quickly turned around when he saw Tobi.
"Hello Hidan." Kakuzu said as he walked past him. He smirked under his mask as he saw Tobi turn around.
"Hidan!" Hidan ran down the hall. Naomi grabbed Tobi around the waist and pulled him back.
"Tobi-Kun!" She forced out as she held him down on the couch. He looked at her, forgetting about Hidan, and tilted his head to the side.
"Yes Nao- chan?"
"Uh you wanna watch a movie?"
"Sure!" He said loudly before grabbing the remote. Naomi sighed and turned to glare at Kakuzu who glared back.
Day 2
"Yo, Naomi have you seen my scythe?" Hidan asked poking his head into her room.
"No. Did you check your room?"
"Of course I did. That's where I left it."
"Did you try Kakuzu's room?"
"Why would he...that mother-" he caught himself and cleared his throat. "Thanks Naomi."
"You're doing great." Naomi called with a smile as Hidan left.
A few minutes later Hidan poked his head back in Naomi's room.
"Not there." He said. "Where else?"
"Why don't I just come look with you?" Naomi said getting up and walking over.
"You're the best babe." He said with a grin.
"I'm not your babe." She said as she walked past him.
"Whatever you say." He said following her.
About two hour of searching the base later the two found Hidan's scythe in an old, never used, supply closet.
"When this week is over I'm gunna..." He caught himself and sighed.
"Wow... I'm proud of you." Naomi said with a smirk.
"Do I get a prize?" Hidan asked with a smirk as they walked down the hall and into the living area.
"Yeah no swear jar."
"Aw come on, just a little kiss." Hidan said. Kakuzu glanced up briefly from the black book he was looking at on the couch.
"No."
"Come on just a peck, I'm not asking ya to f-" Kakuzu looked over. Hidan cleared his throat. "to do me." He said.
"Really? Don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not."
"Take how it you will but FYI I'd do you in a heartbeat." He said with a wink. Naomi's cheeks went pink and Kakuzu glared.
"Uh T-Thanks." She said.
"So about that kiss." Hidan said as they walked out of sight. Kakuzu smirked as he heard a smack and an 'ow' from Hidan.
Day 5
Naomi walked into the kitchen and Kakuzu, who was having a cup of tea, looked over at her.
"Morning Kuzu-Kun." She said with a smile. She grabbed a bagel.
"Don't call me that." He said narrowing his eyes.
"So only two days left." Naomi said. "Did you say goodbye to your money yet?" Kakuzu glared. "I've planned out most of the date." Naomi sat down with a smile and giggled at Kakuzu's glare. Hidan walked into the kitchen and glanced at the two before going to the fridge. "Morning Hidan." He gave a small wave over his shoulder. He grabbed something from the fridge then sat down next to Naomi.
"So, after this clean week... Wanna bang?" Naomi choked on her bagel and Kakuzu glared. Hidan chuckled. "Should I take that as a yes?"
"What?! N-no!" Naomi shouted.
"I mean after your stupid date."
"Still no." Naomi said.
"Hey I have an idea." Hidan said with a smirk. "Why don't we add another week to the bet and add that if I can go until next week then you have to go on a date with me." Kakuzu choked on his tea as Naomi choked once again on her bagel.
"W-What?!"
"You. Me. Date. Bang." Naomi's face was bright red. Hidan chuckled.
"What do I get if you don't?"
"Hmm... I'll stop 'sexually harassing' you." He said using finger quotes.
"Deal." Hidan smirked and shook her hand before leaving the room. Naomi looked at Kakuzu.
"So it seems that we're now on the same side." Kakuzu chuckled.
"Make my meals for a month and have it be a 100 yen per swear."
"Deal." The two shook hands. Naomi sighed.
"I need to stop making bets."
So that's part one. I'm working on part two now. Do you guys want Hidan to lose the bet or no?