99 BOTTLES OF BEER!!!
Chapter 1
BY: Shiro-Amada777

Shiro: Hi! I jus' wanna say dat I don't own Yugioh in any way, shape, or form! So seriously don't get angry with me . my life sucks as it is! (Just Kidding) (

Yugi: 99 .. Bottles of beer (hic) on the (hic) wall! 99 (hic) b b b b bottle....s of beeeeeeeeeeeerr(hic)!

outside the bar

Jono: This is the tenth time he's done this!

Honda: How much beer does he have?

Jono: I don't know! .. Oh yeah, Honda! I forgot to tell ya. Yugi trapped Yami and Anzu in there.

Honda: Oh great!

back inside

Yami: Please Yugi.. Shut up!

Yugi: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yami: Okay? (scared face)

Yugi: 97 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Anzu: Huh? (looks up) Yay! Maybe he stopped?

Yugi: . . . . . bottles of (hic) beer on the f***ing wall!

Anzu: All right. I can't take it! Yugi . If you stop, I'll let you have your way with me!

Yugi: NO! I don't want you!

Anzu: ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE F***, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Yugi: Him! (points to Yami)

Yami: Hell no!

Yugi: Why (hic) not?

Yami: 'Cause you're a short little drunken pipsqueak!

Yugi: (starts to cry) WAAAAAAH (hic) B.But if you do Anzu can leave!

Yami: F***ing midget. . . . fine untie her than!

Anzu: You're gonna go through with this?

Yami: He may be short but he is kinda cute!

Anzu: (looks at him strangely)

after getting untied Anzu leaves, still looking at Yami

YAY!!!!!!! THE FIRST CHAPTER IS DONE! See that wasn't so bad! Now, there is 99 chapters to go (I'm kidding again!) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Review please!!!