Thank you for reading my new story! Please enjoy.

Disclaimer- I do not own Fairy tail and the plot is based on 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya.'

My life was never interesting. Nor do I believe it ever will be. I don't necessarily like this, but I certainly do not dislike it. There was a certain comfort that came with knowing I could relax and live a normal life free of heart-attack inducing surprises all the time. But... this comfort comes with a price. It means that I've out-grown the child-like fantasies and hope for something interesting to happen. Like, when I was a child I believed that I would find and raise a dragon, or, my personal favorite delusion, I would get sucked into another dimension and learn magic! The idea's were nothing but laughable to me now.

" !"

The teacher, Hajimoto-sensei, yelled, snapping me out of my daydream. I mumbled an apology ignoring the hushed giggling in the classroom.

It was now lunchtime. I heard the some-what noisy chattering of my classmates in the background. I started packing my books into the bag I carried around at a leisurely pace. I was in no rush.

'Slam!'

A bit startled, I looked at the pale hand slammed on my desk. My gaze followed to the face of the poor desks harasser. My chocolate eye's were met by the mystery girls silver.

"Heartfilia!" She called pointing a finger towards me accusingly. Before I had time to respond, she started talking again.

"I've decided. Because you fit every stereotype for the cliche schoolgirl, you have to join my club, 'Fairy Tail.'"

"Why would I? What kind of club is named Fairy tale anyway? And what stereotypes?"

"Your reply just makes you seem more stereotypical..." She muttered nodding to herself. I thinks she's confusing stereotypical for normal...

"With your European appearance, big boobs, and princess like exterior, supernatural events will surely happen around you!" She rambled more to herself than me.

Thank you? I don't what this girl's problem is but its probably best for me to escape while she's distracted...

And with that thought in mind, I dashed out while she was mumbling something about stereotypical archetypes.

This is what my life succumbed to. Having to scan the halls before walking because of the crazy rainbow haired girl trying to tackle me and convince me to join her weird club! Remember what I said about living a normal life with no unpredictable events? Well forget about all of that because this crazy chic appeared in my nice life one day and threw that out the window! Speaking of which, here she comes right now charging at me... wait what! Oh shit, I don't have time to react.

'CRASH.'

Was the onomatopoeia used to describe the sound as her body collided with mine. She quickly scrambled up and sat on my stomach so I wouldn't run. What a pleasant way to start the day...

"Lucy Ashley Heartfilia." She started. Wait, how dos she know my full name when I have no idea what her name even is!?

"This is your last chance. I'm tired of asking nicely. Join my club or I'll have to drag you by force!" She stated harshly.

Wow. She sure had a weird idea of asking nicely, considering she's crushing me against the floor! I scoffed at her threat. Sure, she was good at tackling, but she was super scrawny! There's no way she could drag me there or kidnap me in a sac or some shit. I call bluff!

I pushed her off. I was getting real tired of this shit... " I'm not joining your club." I huffed getting up and rubbing the dirt off my skirt. I stalked away ignoring the midget's complaints.

The next few day's were normal, boring, and uneventful. And I never felt gladder for it. I knew that girl was all bark and no bite.

I smiled at my friends usually annoying rambles. Typicality had its perks after all.

"Lusshii~ are you even 'hic' listening?" My friend, Cana, whined snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Sorry Cana. I was just thinking" I apologized with a smile. She rolled her eyes before continuing onward chattering about her past boyfriends.

Moments later, I felt myself being lifted and hauled over a male's should like a sac of potatoes. The kidnapper sauntered towards the door separating my class, 1-A, from the hallway. Of course, I was protesting and hitting his back. He wasn't affected whatsoever...

"Woah, way to go Lusshi! You hit dat!" I heard Cana cheer with a suggestive grin. That's so not helping Cana. I don't care whether you're drunk or not, I obviously do not want this!

"Cana! Help me!" I shouted only to be ignored.

"Could you stop hitting me? It feels like I'm being attacked by a teddy bear." My captor spoke suddenly.

"Well I don't know! That depends whether or not you could put me down!"

"Why would I do that? You would just run away?" He replied like it was the most obvious thing ever.

"Of course I would! I don't necessarily enjoy being around strangers who like kidnapping girls!"

"Okay... My name's Natsu Dragneel. I'm a member of Fairy Tail. See? Now were not strangers and everything's okay!"

"Absolutely not!" I instantly shouted. Wait... did he say fairy tale? so that means...

"CRAZY LADY WASN'T BLUFFING?"

Eventually I stopped resisting like the good victim I was.

Ugh how much longer would it take to get to the club room. Mimicking a sac of potatoes wasn't exactly pleasant...

I must of said that aloud considering the silence was broken with a complaint from the crazy girl's minion.

"Yah well, you're not exactly as light as a feather."

I curled my hand into a fist and proceeded to hit his back once more.

"Ow." He spoke blankly as it didn't really affect him.

More moments of awkward silence occurred until...

"Destination arrived!" Natsu chimed setting me down gently. Finally...

I first thing I noticed in the simple looking club room was the rainbow haired girl sitting on the club room's table.

"Welcome to Fairy tail! I'm the leader, Emiko Hotarou!" She spoke followed shortly after by- "Quick, Natsu, stamp her before she escapes!"

Before I could run away, the person I assumed was Natsu, A.K.A, my kidnapper, gripped my wrist and pressed something down on my hand.

I looked down and saw my hand marked with a strange pink symbol.

Emiko jumped down off the table and stared at me.

"This mark is proof that you are a member of Fairy Tail! There's no more escaping for you!" Emiko chimed happily like she just won the lottery.

Dear god. What did I get myself into...