It's A Small World After All
One Shot
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Note: This one shot fic will be implemented into the current writing contest on the Dragon Squad forum, "Unlikely Friendship"
'Entry for Dragon Squad's Contest 1: Unlikely Friendship'
Two pods came blasting through the atmosphere of the petite planet Earth, striking down unto the ground with a force aggravating enough to shock any citizen within a few miles away.
It was the aliens, the Saiyans to be more accurate. The Z fighters could already feel the massive amounts of energy emanating from them, much to their own dismay.
Two soldiers stepped out of the pods, one large and another short. One was bald, and another had bizarre hair sticking straight up into the air.
It was Vegeta and Nappa, staring ruthlessly towards the very eyes of the sceptical crowd. They didn't seem very pleasing, or welcoming, or fair.
Both levitated out of their craters, surprising the audience with their supernatural capabilities. Nappa raised a finger, and suddenly, the entire city vanished.
"Nappa, you idiot! There could have been a Dragon Ball around here, what if it was tarnished!?"
"But Vegeta, all of the people there were staring at me or something. It was really creepy."
"No Nappa! The Dragon Balls are far more important now, stop being so weepy."
"Come on Vegeta, can we just be friends?"
"Nappa, I'd rather bow down to Frieza and fulfill all of his errands."
"But Vegeta, being friends is amazing! Do you know what it's like to have a friend?"
"No Nappa, though I do know what it's like to shove my foot up someone's bottom end."
"Oh Vegeta, let's just fly around and have some fun!"
"Nappa, let's just get this damned job done."
"But Vegeta, this planet's gravity is so light! Let's go up high and fall!"
"Nappa, that's because this planet is small."
"Hey Vegeta! It's a small world after all!"
"God damn it Nappa."
"What Vegeta?"
"You, that's what."
"Wait Vegeta, don't tell me that I'm more repulsive than corn smut!"
"Yes Nappa, yes you are."
"No! My precious modelling career, no! I was a star!"
The pointy haired Saiyans boasted out laughing, as the much larger bald Saiyan shed tears during their flight to confront the Z fighters, and take the Dragon Balls in a zip.
It was later that day when both Vegeta and Nappa were confronted by another Saiyan. It was only then Vegeta ruthlessly slaughtered Nappa. Talk about an unlikely friendship!
End of one shot
So yeah, that was pretty short. XD
It was pretty much based off of Team Four Star's Vegeta and Nappa, not the canon version. So how did you all enjoy it? Review!