Welcome to Epic Rap battles of fandoms, with your host Blaster from the Transformers. I don't own any characters you see here.
We see an audience of characters from movies, cartoons, tv shows and video games are looking at a stage with a red and yellow boombox transforming into a robot. "Hey what's happening, This is master Blaster coming at you with Epic rap battles!"
They all cheered and Blaster introduced the rappers. "Now our first rapper is from Cybertron, he's a doctor in both medical and rapping, Ratchet!" said Blaster.
Ratchet from Transformers Prime enters the stage with a mic in his right hand. "The doctor is in!" said Ratchet.
"And his challenger from Planet Express, he's a doctor who wears sandals and doesn't know anything about humans, Dr. John Zoidberg!" said Blaster.
Dr. Zoidberg scuttles his way on the stage. "Yo yo yo! Zoidberg will put a lid on him!" said Dr. Zoidberg.
"Ok Zoidberg, you won the coin toss so you go first!" said Blaster and transformed into boombox mode and turns on the rap music.
(Zoidberg)
Yo, yo, yo! Zoidberg in the house! I came from my dumpster to bring some trash talk.
I wonder if you brought anything? Oh wait Bulkhead sat on it! You call yourself a doctor, you don't anything about humans!
You complain about humans' technology like the professor. Well after this call me the professor because Zoidberg will take you to school and put you in the corner to cool down.
Mess with me and you get claws and I'll gut you like a (bleeps) fish and cut your hands off!
When you did Jack, Miko and Raf's science project, you gave them a F, and you have one insane mind. Just like the Joker and I'm not joking dog. You'll be nothing but smoke coming out of your head.
(Ratchet)
That maybe true, I don't know anything about humans. Besides how they mate, but you have zero girlfriends!
Everyone at Planet express hates you, but you don't see the haters hating you.
Where did you get your medical diploma, the internet or did you made it yourself? I get respect around the Autobots, you got zero rep.
I always prep for surgery with the right tools, you are just a fool with no living patients. You're known as patient zero. Go back to medical school you stupid fool, but you still won't be cool.
The crowd cheers as Blaster transformed back to robot mode. "Who won? You decide? You can aslo suggest some future rap battles." said Blaster.
Who won?
You decide?
You can also who should face who in Epic Rap battles in fandoms.