I think some people need randomness once in a while. This is for siriuslight because she's awesome! I don't think she'll like it.

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An Ordinary Life

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Hey, my name is Juvia Lockser.

You can say this as my diary, or small notes you stick everywhere, to be precise, call it a diary. I am crazy. My mood swings like a swinging vine, then it gets normal all of a sudden. Got problem with that?

Yeah me too.

People call me weird. I call myself epic. They think liking animes and mangas is strange, its pathetic, they said. But man, you're living a wasted life if you don't. Why, you ask? 'Cause anime and manga are the best thing you could find. The only thing that won't let you down (except if the anime's nearing its end, then you should suck it up), and its good for coward escapisms.

Like me.

I'm rude, ugly, wears conservative clothing, inelegant, sharp tongue, unattractive, brave enough to insult teachers, swears a lot, fanfiction-addicted, plays with boys (because no girls, no dramas), enjoys being alone, hates perverted things, stalker-wannabe, does weird craps when bored, laughs loudly, often thinks of being a serial killer, eats everything, has no money whatsoever, a lazy-ass, lets my things scattered, undependable, wonders why people avoid rain, speaks Japanese when my mental is unstable, sings in public, fifty percent stupid fifty percent smart, animal-freak, forces people to let me hitchhike them, sleeps in class, has the psychopathic influence, listens to people's conversations then give comments in my mind, got no love interest, fangirls too much, has no care for anything, lives in beautiful lies Japan has made which called anime and manga. All my life's about is anime. This is me.

I am an otaku.

"Mornin'!"

Oh? Gray came early today. Usually, he would come at 06:47 am or 06:49 am. Its still 06:45 now. I think something has happened. Did he set his alarm too early? Or his house was attacked by Uryuu Minene from the anime Mirai Nikki? Or he is actually the colossal titan? Oops, I forgot Bertholt has taken copyright of the big-ass kyojin.

No, I'm completely normal. You know what? Life's sucks.

Gave second thought about it, I think I do have love interest.

But then I saw what my phone had opened in my email notifications, that second I found a way to escape it, "KYAAAAH! HIRO MASHIMA UPDATED FAIRY TAIL CHAPTER 386 JUST NOW!"

And my love problem is solved for the time being.

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Reference of Mirai Nikki (the Future Diary) and Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan). Watch them!

Because yeah, I feel this way, honestly. You too? Well, not many people are honest *sighs*

Wait, oh shit! You read 386!? Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Continues in the next chapter: FATHER AND SON! Shit! I just knew it!

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05/18/2014 ~NollyLvn