Mr Gunn and the Spanish Teacher

Opening Scene

The pupils and teachers of Greysbridge School had just started another term and were now filing in individually through the main entrance of the building. Mrs Baron was hopeful of everything running smoothly and proficiently this term, which meant the pupils and the teachers had to stay on their best behaviour, especially as Ofsted were sending one of their finest and no-nonsense Inspectors to observe the teachers. Over the summer holidays whilst holidaying in Edinburgh, the headmistress had become addicted to Wine Gums, that morning she bought at least 10 bags of Wine Gums to school with her and concealed them away in her drawers.

She glanced out of her office window and instantly spotted Mr Gunn strutting along on the other side of the school gates, chatting up a few of the single mothers, which didn't surprise Mrs Baron even though she figured it was none of her business. Then the next teachers next through the gates were that very talkative French teacher(what the hell her name was) who quickly strode past Mr Gunn while she was chatting to a love-struck looking Mr Church. What Keith hadn't realized in the slightest bit after Trevor had patted him very heavily and forcefully on the back, was that he'd cheekily stuck an A4 paper with the words "I changed my relationship status to hot and kinky, give me a like on Facebook"

Mrs Baron lastly located Mr Hubble who had mistaken the caretaker's lock up on the school grounds as the Men's toilets. Another year of a million headaches, God help us all. She despaired, questioning whether, the school could survive another dysfunctional and stressful year.

Chapter 1

Sarah and Keith had sort of started dating each other, well it was only Keith who foolishly believed they were. He was prattling on about how they shared a very long cuddle, one Saturday afternoon at the local Odeon Cinema when they went to see Guardians of the Galaxy together.

Keith couldn't stop praising the film in a bid to impress Sarah as much as possible, in his own daft way. - truthfully he had fallen asleep on numerous occasions, when she wasn't looking. "I loved it, absolutely loved the film. I loved the talking Raccoon..."

Sarah corrected him straight away. "Rocket"

"And I loved the main male character..."

"Peter Quill"

"Oooh what's this lover's tiff?" Trevor sensed the two teachers weren't exactly corresponding along the same lines as each other. He might not have been one of the wisest or streetwise teachers at Greysbridge, however he could definitely tell from a mile off that things weren't going as picture perfect as Keith initially claimed they were.

"No Trevor...I'd rather you stayed out of mine and Sarah's conversation, thank you." Keith was beginning to wish Sarah had considered the possibility of them taking their conversation elsewhere, away from the staff room and from under Trevor's inquisitive ears and trifling antics. Every person in the staff room had stopped whatever they were doing and were currently taking note of the latest difference of opinion exchange between the PE Teacher and Chemistry teacher.

"I'm only butting in because...well you're behaving like a total boring bell-end for starters, blabbing on about a film I reckon you fell asleep during. No wonder you can't remember the characters, even I can. - Quill, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot and Nebula."

"You saw the film too, Trevor? You I never really had you down as a Comic Book fan, have you read the comics as well?" Sarah expressed her surprise upon hearing this and so struck up an unexpected conversation with him, much to Keith's flummoxed reaction.

"Oh yeah, I read them all the time. I took a bird I was on a date with, to go and see the film two weeks ago. Her son tagged along with us an' all. She didn't like the film, the son did. I reckon she was hoping I would give her bum a pinch, I didn't do what she fancied me doing, so that was the end of things between me and her. She was more of a 'horrible babes'." Trevor said, spilling the details on his disastrous date while he tried to enjoy the film.

"Silly woman, I'm sure you'll find you will find love soon enough Trevor." Sarah tried to motivate him in to not giving up on finding love just yet.

"Yeah Babes." Trevor's penetrating eyes were suddenly staring at her cleavage, much to her embarrassment.

"Uhm Trevor my eyes are up here, not above my cleavage." Sarah coughed to get his attention and to snap him out of whatever he was busy fantasizing about

xxxxx

The Assembly Hall - The teachers had gathered together on the stage and were seated on both sides of the speaking podium. Gossip soon spread like wildfire, when Mr Barber asked why had a vacant extra chair been placed alongside his usual chair. Sarah and Keith weren't seeing eye to eye with each other after what had occurred in the staff room, he was pulling out all the stops as he attempted to make up with her, by suggesting he could cook for her one evening next week.

"I heard it's a new Spanish teacher and that Mrs Baron happens to know a thing or two about the Flamenco herself. That reminds me, I must get a few tips off her about the Flamenco, you know just so me and Frieda can take that up ourselves and practice it, which might be fun. " Mrs Klebb looked excited at the thought of taking this dance up as a interesting past-time. Trevor looked lost for words, desperately trying not to picture what the drama teacher had just mentioned.

"Finally a teacher I can sing sweet sexy Spanish to." Luke smiled to himself, perhaps this new term might bear fruit for him. His summer holiday had consisted of being the supporting act at Greybridge's annual music/flower show, performing tracks off his hero Eddie Sheeran's new album.

"I didn't know you could fluently flirt in Spanish Luke?" Trevor didn't know whether to take the mickey with the young music teacher or give him the opportunity of explaining how fluent he was in the language.

"Oh yes, I will be winning her affections by the end of the day and singing Wonderwall in Spanish to her." He was in the mood for some romancing and was feeling virtually confident of striking up a relationship with the new addition to Greybridge's teaching staff. Trevor's instincts told him otherwise, perhaps this teacher might fancy indulging in some sexy role-playing with him - take a shower at his house and let him give her a shoulder massage.

Mrs Baron soon took to the stage and began to address the school pupils and the teachers. "I'd like to take this opportunity while I can, to welcome all pupils and all teachers back. This term there I'm going to be making a few changes, Mrs Klebb's drama classes will be held in the music classrooms instead of the gym and some of Mr Barber's Geography classes will be held outside, seeing as Mr Barber's teaching room still isn't in shipshape condition ever since the foaming and bubbles incident happened on the last day of term, which trapped Mr Hubble and Mr Church together, also along with the graffiti on the windows mentioning the words Oui Oui Mr Ba Ba Sheep Shearer. Last of all, we have two new teachers, Dr Dalton and Miss Andrews starting with us at Greybridge today, so please treat them politely. Thank you. Mr Gunn..." She turned to acknowledge him and requested he stand at the podium, to make his usual PE announcements.

"Oi, Oi, Oi!. Who watched the World up over the Summer and thought I can pass a ball better than the likes of Gerrard and the whole England squad." He shouted loudly in his usual manner, like a foghorn as he greeted the pupils in the assembly hall. Well I've good news for you, I'm teaching a couple of extra football classes after school from now until Christmas. The more that you learn, the more that you can score with the schoolgirls from Queens Bridge School." Trevor was doing all he can to get a few cheers and to convince the school lads to sign up for these football lessons. As he finished his booming talk, the 30-something Miss Andrews eventually entered the Assembly Hall with her long brown shoulder length flowing hair and fluttering eyelashes, she was one very gorgeous looking woman. She chose not to join her new colleagues up on the stage just yet.

One thing was sure, she had certainly grabbed the attention of Luke and Trevor. Trevor sat back in his chair, with both hands placed behind his head, grinning in thought to himself. Keith and Sarah both exchanged looks of hilarity between each other, they weren't surprised at his naturalistic behaviour.

"So that's Miss Andrews." Keith whispered to Sarah.

"Seems so, You I think I worked with her at my old school. About time me and her caught up on old times." Sarah whispered back, Keith seemed to misunderstand what she told him.

"She means they're going to be spending a lot of time together from now on, hugging and getting to know each other a lot more better." Trevor flippantly winked at him, clearly he enjoyed winding Keith up whenever he was able to.

End of Chapter

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