The Orville. Ed/Gordon. I haven't seen the last couple episodes of season 2, but I know the basics of the season finality, with the alternate universe in which the union was destroyed or whatever because Kelly said no to Ed. XD (I will watch it sooooon. Work has been killing me.) But anyways... 8D I've wanted to write something with these two since I first saw the show. Cuz I just loved the idea of them together but thought I was alone. Anyways... here we go! Sorta the series as if Kelly indeed turned Ed down and then he and Gordon got it on.
In A Different Time
Chapter 1: Penises, Xelayan Tequila & Giggles
They stumbled over each other, laughing and rolling and grabbing at each other. It was almost 3 am and they were both trying to be quiet. They both knew they should be quiet. It was 3 am, after all. And didn't they have classes in the morning? Well... in a few hours, actually. There might have been an exam in one of them, for one of them. But the bottle of Xelayan tequila they'd stolen from Admiral Kaysen's hover car had gone down smooth and the empty bottle had been stashed under another vehicle. The alcoholic drink was stronger than either of them were used to and they continued through the dormitory in a fit of hushed giggles.
Gordon was the first to the door. He tripped over nothing before he reached it and landed with a laugh at the foot of the door. Ed tried to step over him but ended up tripping as well and landed on top of his friend. Both giggled again as they attempted to untangle themselves and pull apart. More giggles and rolling around in the hall followed until they managed to get closer to their door. They both reached for the door scanner at the same time but Gordon was a second quicker. He giggled again as he grabbed for Ed's hand. He pulled on his friend and Ed laughed and tried to pull away. But he leaned too far back and lost his balance. And banged loudly into the wall.
Gordon's eyes widened as he looked at his friend. "Ed!" He practically giggled the name out.
"Shhh!" Ed said with a giggle, lifting his hands up. He touched a finger to his lips and thumped his head back against the wall with more of the alien alcohol induced giggles.
Gordon fell back against the door, rocking a bit from the laughter. He lifted his hand above his hand and flailed a bit. Finally, he managed to touch his hand to the scanner. The door slid open and the boys wrested and rolled until they tumbled into their room. The door slid shut behind them and they both burst out into louder, full bodied laughter.
Ed was on the floor, in the center of the room. He was still laughing as he leaned back, pressing his palms flat against the floor. "I can't believe you did that, Gord." He said, trying to catch his breath between the giggles.
Gordon was on the couch, a few feet away. He snorted and shook his head. "It was your idea to steal the tequila." He said, leaning back against the couch.
"No." Ed said, shaking his head. "Not that." He said with a giggle. "You drawing a penis on Admiral Kaysen's car."
Gordon shrugged and tilted his head back, looking up at the ceiling. "I draw a lot of penises on a lot of things." He pointed upwards, at a very detailed drawing of a penis, done in permanent markers on said ceiling.
Ed followed Gordon's gaze and giggled again and shook his head. "Exactly! He's gonna know it was you."
Gordon snorted again and slid off the couch, onto the floor. "It's art."
Ed snickered and stuck out his tongue. "Art?"
"Yes." Gordon said, nodding his head. "Penis art. Plus you dared me!"
Ed's mouth dropped open for a moment. "Cuz I didn't think you'd do it!"
Gordon shrugged again as he drug himself across the floor. He flopped down beside Ed and threw his arms back against the floor, above his head. "That pointy eared, wrinkly foreheaded guy ain't gonna do anything." He mumbled.
Ed laughed again and laid back on the floor beside his friend. He breathed out and closed his eyes for a moment. "Damn. Shit's strong." He mumbled out.
"Yeah." Gordon agreed, nodding his head. "I'm horny." He said abruptly. "Are you horny? Fuck, this shit's making me horny."
Ed let out a laugh as he lifted his hand to palm at the obvious tent in his slacks. He hadn't exactly realized it until Gordon mentioned it. But now that he had, Ed's mind was suddenly on the pretty blonde from the other night. A first date that he thought had went so well. He couldn't wait to call her the next morning. But she'd just shot him down. "Hard as a rock." He said and then giggled loudly. "Shit, I said that out loud."
Gordon let out a laugh and rolled over on his side. "Nah, it's cool." He said, watching his friend. Ed got quiet for a second, the giggles suddenly gone, and heaved out a sigh. And Gordon knew exactly who Ed was thinking about. That bitch Kelly, who had blown him off a few hours ago. That was what prompted breaking into the admiral's hanger in the first place. Ed was devastated over the rejection and Gordon was determined to make the man forget. Because honestly, Kelly was a bitch and Gordon had no clue what had possessed her to turn Ed down. Gordon watched for a moment longer. He didn't want to give Ed anymore time to think about the heartless bitch. He reached out and smack's Ed's hand away. Then Gordon rolled over and lifted his leg as he awkwardly and rather ungracefully straddled his friend's waist.
Ed opened his eyes and let out a strangled moan at the friction as Gordon brushed against him. "Shiiiit." He breathed out for a moment and binked his eyes up at his best friend. "Gord..." He started.
Gordon shifted himself, grinding down against Ed's crotch. It was an effective way to silence the brunette. Gordon bent forward slightly and closed his eyes as a moan escaped his lips. It morphed into a fit of giggles and he rocked back a bit.
"Fuck, Gord." Ed threw his head back against the floor and bit his lip.
Gordon recovered enough for a moment, enough to put on a straight face. "If you want." He said in a serious tone. "If you're up for it." He added, tiling his head. "And I feel like you are." He kept the straight face for a split second longer. Then Ed smiled and both erupted into giggles again. Gordon dipped forward and pressed his lips against Ed's. Gordon's stubble rubbed against his chin and Ed thought he was okay with that. He thought he liked the rough way Gordon grabbed his hands and pinned them to the floor above his head. Then there was a foreign tongue in his mouth, sliding against his, and all thoughts of the pretty blonde with blue eyes and soft lips were gone from his mind.
The rest of the night, or morning rather, was a blur. Clothes were yanked and ripped off, then thrown around the room. Giggles and moans and grunts filled the small space. And then shortly they were replaced with snores as both passed out, sprawled half on top of each other, intertwined in the center of their living room.
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Author's Notes: This little idea has morphed into a larger story line, with a sequel. XD I'll probably keep the chapters short, so I can hopefully update often. But there should be lots of those short chapters! 8D