Journals from the Borderlands

by vaulthunting

Random thoughts and one shots. Assorted characters from the Borderlands canon universe. More to come. Thanks for reading!

1. Zer0

"Please do be quiet.

I have an interview now.

I will do my best."

Interviewer:

"So, (ahem), Zer0. Thank you for meeting me here with such swift notice. I admire your..um...

You seem to have quite the repertoire of stealth skills.

In fact, you scared me a bit, earlier."

"I apologize.

I did not mean to scare you.

I was just chilling."

..."In any case, here we are. And we are all dying to know, just who is Zer0? Who is the man behind the mask?"

(Silence.)

Interviewer: "Cut the feed! Cut the feed!"

(Static noises.)