Hello hello hello! Well look don't mind this senseless fic I wrote it in 5 minutes because of the joke of "send noods" and that's it, just for fun and entertainment. I did it in English cuz I think it works better than in Spanish. Yeah English is not my native language but I didn't do that bad right? XD enjoy!
Ok hice este fic por entretenimiento en 5 minutos por lo de "send noods" que es gracioso y aunque lo hubiera hecho en español sigue funcionando pero quise hacerlo en inglés. No se lo tomen en serio pero Disfrútenlo xD
That morning Russel woke up from his bed feeling a terrible stomachache.
He didn't feel good. (Ba dum psst!)
The pain attacked him last night for eating 8 burritos and then strawberry ice cream and milk with 3 spoonfuls of nesquik.
he decided to do something asap in order to keep the pain down.
"Hey mudz could you go to the drugstore and bring laxatives?"
"Ew man what was it this time?" Asked the satanic bassist who was doing nothing but sitting on the couch watching tv and scratching his balls
"Dinner from last night" answered his band mate
"We've told you you eat like a whale" Said Murdoc releasing a yawn and stretching his arms
"Did someone say whaaaale?" Asked 2d appearing from who knows where
"Whatever Mudz are you going or not?" Asked Russel crossing his arms
"Nah send this idiot to do it"
"Send noods" said the idiot
Both men laughed before that joke and gave one another a high five
"Good one, good one" said Murdoc
"I know!"
Suddenly they both felt a punch on the back of their heads
"Awwwww! That hurts!"
"I heard you two it's not funny. Next time I won't contain myself" said the only woman in the group
"Fuck nobody wants to do me a favor. Never mind I'll do it myself" said Russel. He started looking for the keys of the car but didn't find them. "Guuuuuys the keys!" Urged the man feeling his ache growing and becoming worse. "The keeeys!"
The other three were watching tv without paying attention. Russel approached them from behind so they could hear him
"THE KEEEEEEEEYWASEWFVBNKRJVDJNYUJ"
Too late. Russel vomited. Leaving a mess of a stained couch and three bandmates traumatized for life.
Next time they won't doubt buying laxatives for big mama