It started like any other day. Wake up, do maintenance on myself and go to work. Since coming back from space with WALL-E, I've worked at the R&D Department. It's actually been pretty boring… I mean, I stopped a rogue Autopilot… WALL-E died and I fixed him up… WALL-E even built miniature versions of WALL-E and me. I had started a pretty great new life on earth...that is… until SOMEONE decided to break little Jimmy's pot collection...and collect jewels from it.
So I decided it was time. I had waited long enough. I was going to get revenge. He showed up right on schedule. Yep, sure enough there he was, just standing there holding the first pot over his head. Standing there in his gay ass green tunic with a green hat and his sword and shield strapped to his back. (Damn, he really looked like Peter Pan) "GO BACK TO NEVERLAND!" I yelled.
He got scared and started running away, but I wasn't done with the faggot. I chased him down 1st and 2nd street, chased him into a back alley, knowing it was a dead end. He turned, pulled out a mysterious blue pipe and started playing it. I started slowing down. He put it back in his bag casually and walked around me. I watched him walk away.
That night I decided to talk to WALL-E about tracking this guy down. We decided to create a group called the Walfia. WALL-E was the leader and I was his bodyguard. We slowly started forming a bigger group. The WALL-A units joined up and became bodyguards as well. Then a couple of months later a newcomer appears.