David and Nico (Mickey and Minnie Hansel and Gretel parody)
Once upon a time there were two kids named David and Nico. They were skipping in the forest. David let Nico skip past a river. But David followed Nico in a log bridge. They hid under a bush, and right where they opened the bush, they discovered ad big gingerbread house. It had candy canes, gummy bears, lollipops, and gingerbread. So, David and Nico ran to the house quickly! And so, as they reached the porch, David tried to knock on the door. But an eye popped up on one of the holes. So, David kept knocking. And when when the door opened, it was an old lady! She let David and Nico into the house. When they went in, they found some sweets to eat. There were cupcakes, cookies, candy apples, cotton candy, gingerbread men, and cakes. David and Nico tried to eat all the sweets. They kept eating, and eating, and eating, and eating, and eating, and eating, and now, they're finished. So, the old lady took David and Nico to their own room. When the old lady opened the door, Nico and David liked their new room. Nico really loved her new bed. And of course, David liked his new chair. The old lady closed the door, and ran through the hallway, and down the stairs to the kitchen. She opened the oven door, and put logs in the oven, and casted a fire spell to the oven. The old lady grabbed her cookbook, and tried to find a recipe. At last, she found roasted children. She got the ingredients for the recipe. The ingredients got onto a pot she was using and it went to the oven. Later, in the bedroom, David woke up on the chair. But the door was locked. As the old lady's shadow crept into the wall, David tried to wake Nico up. And she did. David was about to run to the door. The door opened and David bumped into the old lady. And so, David and Nico ran for their lives. The old lady chased them. David and Nico went to a different room to hide. But the old lady tried to get mean worms to eat them. Then David and Nico ran from stair to stair. And ran to a hallway. But the old lady got them glowing butterflies to eat them. So, David and Nico tried to hide in a different room. When they got in, David found a candle to light the way through the dark hallway. And so, David and Nico ran for their lives again. And so, an orange ball landed onto a giant cupcake that David and Nico landed onto. As the frosting ran through the hallway, it made a tsunami. David and Nico was riding through the icing. As they went into a dark room, David and Nico's eyes glowed. When the lights turned on, They were trapped in a cage that the old lady made. The old lady closed the oven door. David and Nico hugged sadly because they were about to die. As the old lady opened the cage door, she wanted to let David get into the oven. The old lady wanted him to open the oven. But the door was shut. David shrugged at her. As Nico went out of the cage, She found out that David was gonna die. Nico pushed the old lady into the oven. But then, David was going to get into the oven. Nico pulled him. But then, They both fell. They fell down, down, down into the oven bottom. As they landed, they were OK. David and Nico found a way out. But the old lady's fire shape casted and made fire. When David and Nico went to the way out, the old lady's fire shape blocked it. The fire catched David. He was about to kill the old lady. Nico was very scared. So David tried to get a log and lighted it on fire to kill the old lady. And so, David closed the hole that the old lady's fire shape was in. David and Nico was gonna get out of here. They climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed. At last, they got out of here. When they got out, they were happy. But the fire caught them and they ran out of the house. But they almost lived Happily ever after.
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