HEY, SINCE CARTMAN IS NOT IN SUMMER VACATION (AND DON'T EXPECT HIM TO BE), I AM TURNING A REVIEW INTO A SHORT STORY, HOPE YOU LIKE. :)
Cartman's Dream
Cartman just ate dinner and went up to bed, he fell right asleep after the day of school and his friends.
Cartman's dream was horrible, and he would obviously talk about it to his friends tomorrow at the bus stop, but enough talking, you are wondering what his dream was right? Well, find out now.
Kyle told Cartman of his dream of Bebe being pregnant, and his fucked up mind created this story.
*Dream Begins*
Bebe and Kyle were in the living room, and one thing crossed her mind.
Bebe couldn't look Kyle in the eyes the entire day because of what crossed her mind.
During dinner, Kyle noticed there was something worng with Bebe.
"What's wrong babe?" Kyle asked.
She stayed silent.
"Bebe," He sounded serious, "what is wrong?"
"Kyle," Bebe said, "I, I don't think the child is yours."
"W-What Bebe?"
"I said that it is not yours!"
"N-No, your lying!"
"I'm sorry Kyle, but I want to be with the father for the sake of the baby."
"Who is he?"
"I can't tell you, it'll break your heart even more, and I don't want-"
"Who, the fuck, is he?"
"Stan."
Kyle's mouth dropped, "What?"
"I said Stan, Kyle."
"No, not him, why?"
"Without Wendy's knowledge, Stan and I had sex, we forgot to use protection, and then here we are."
"But why him?"
"I always liked him since 3rd grade."
"But-"
"And we are getting married together, he proposed."
Kyle starts to cry as Bebe heads to Stan's, he goes to bed.
And dies in his sleep from a broken heart.
While Cartman smiles happily in his sleep.
*Dream Ends.*
The next day Cartman walks to the bus stop and tells the couples of his dream.
He was in the hospital for a whole month because of what they did.
The End.
OK YEAH, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE, ONLY CARTMAN'S SICK, TWISTED MIND, BEBE LOVES KYLE, AND STAN LOVES WENDY. HOPE YOU ENJOYED.