Warning: This South Park/The Simpsons Crossover Fan fiction story has very foul language a scene of blood and gore, implied Sexual situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central or the Simpsons that is created By Matt Groening and The Fox Network because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Tale of Two Rival Towns
Chapter 1: Out of Towners
One very snowy morning in the small of which a fresh dusting of pure white Colorado gold had fallen overnight, cut to the downtown area of South Park which you can see a pink colored station wagon was driving through which it was the Simpsons family who are in town for a small vacation away from Springfield's crazy antics but they are entering the most insane town ever and the family are all decked out in heavily made winter gear. At that same time while the boys were crossing the street all sudden Kenny looks over his shoulder which he saw the speeding Station wagon that was quickly gaining up on him because Homer was not paying any attention to the road at all due to Bart and Lisa' s endless fighting that is going in the background right now.
"Homer, you better pay attention to the road before you hit somebody!" Marge said coldly as she looks at her husband but it is too late he hits Kenny which the impact had sent him rolling under the car's under carriage which the scene of it has terrified them when they saw their friend had disappeared the car and the kids inside the Simpsons' vehicle felt it happened at that moment.
"Dad I'm think we hit something." Lisa said as she looks up at her own father which her voice is filled with great concern.
"Oh it knocks it off, Lisa….jeez!" Homer replied which he is not listening to her at all.
"UH Oh my God….. They killed Kenny!" Stan shout out loud after he saw a trail of blood along with chucks of flesh and bones were left behind them as they drove away from the crime.
"You bastards!" Kyle screams out loud at the fleeing car while Butters and Cartman looks very shocked in their faces right now.
"Holy Fuck bawls!" Cartman said as his eyes widen.
"Oh poor Kenny this stinks fellas?!" Butters said while a tear rolls down his face.
A few second later…. A powder blue/ white police squad car had pulled behind them which they switched their sirens and lights on at that moment.
"D'oh!" Homer screams in protest which you can see the officer stepped out of his car it is Officer BarBrady who had decided to do road patrol instead of doing paperwork in his office.
"Nice going dad." Bart said as the slightly overweight police chief step up to his window.
"Yes sir… can I'm help you?!" Homer said as he looks at the officious sunglasses wearing police chief who is standing there up by the window.
"Yes…. I like to see your license and registration please, mister?" BarBrady said which he brought his ticket book out which he is ready to write a ticket out."Well Mr. Simpson hang in there for a little bit?"
Meanwhile at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was seated at her desk and doing paperwork which her right-handed man Johnson was standing by her side that is when the door had swung open to show a smirking Mayor Joe Quimby came walking that he have a banquet of red roses and a box of chocolates that he is hoping this will get her guard down to make her have sex with him but She looks rather very annoyed at him instead.
"Oh my sweetest Martha you look very beautiful today." Quimby said in a heavily thick Boston accent…That he got Mayor McDaniels rolling her eyes at him instead that she does not like him at all.
"Quimby, what the hell you are here in my office you slime bag!?" McDaniels screeches with such venom that she has for this man as she rises up from her chair." I know why you are here for one thing to try to get me to have sex with you, which it is not going to work at all!"
"Eh, you haven't changed at all since our last meeting at our towns' water pipe ceremony, Martha." Quimby said as he seat himself in one of the brown suede lounge chairs which McDaniels gives him a venomous glare.
"Quimby, you are still not my type to begin with any way….so leave me the fuck alone!" McDaniels said as she rose up from her chair which she wants to get away from him and she put her long black wool peat coat on at that moment." Oh I'll love to stay and chat with you but I have to be somewhere in a few minutes, Johnson and Freddy let go now." That is when they walk out and leave him behind in the office.
"Mayor, what are we are doing right now?" Freddy asked.
"Going to Tweak Bros. Coffee shop to get away from that son of bitch and pay a visit at the police station which I'm doing a missing in action thing right now." McDaniels replied as she and her aides rode down in the elevator to the main lobby.
Out in the community that Kenny had come alive due to his immortality and once again those fuckers had forgotten again which he is not pushing it with them anymore.
"Hey Kenny?!" My friends came walking up to and greeted him at that moment.
"Waz up you guys!" Kenny mumbles out loud but let a heavy sigh out as well too.
Meanwhile at Tweak Bros. Coffee shop which Lisa and her mother came walking in there and Mayor McDaniels were sitting at a table which she was talking with a couple of townsfolk right now. Which Lisa was quite transfixed with the mayor who is having a grand ol' time chatting with everyone at that moment? That is when Lisa makes her move to walk up at the woman mayor but the mayor's cell begins to ring which she answers it and Marge calls after her as well too.
"Lisa, come on we are heading back to the airport Hilton." Marge said
"Rats!" Lisa replied.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: This is the sequel to my ancient story Gone to Springfield which I instantly thought this up from tonight and on to thinking about for the rest of plot so enjoy.