Disclaimer - I do not own I want a hippopotamus for christmas or the tune. Neither do I own Robert Pattinson..
---I Want---
I want Robert Pattinson for Christmas
Only robert pattinson will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want Robert Pattinson to play with and enjoy
I want Robert Pattinson for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through my front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a British sex bomb standing there
I want robert pattinson for Christmas
Only Robert Pattinson will do
No Kellen Lutz no peter facinellises
I only like Robert Pattinsonses
And robert pattinsonses like me too
(Short Music Interlude)
Mom says rob would eat me up, but then
Teacher says rob is a vegetarian
(Short Music Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in my big bed with me
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him all he needs
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a British sex bomb standing there
I want robert pattinson for Christmas
Only Robert Pattinson will do
No Kellen Lutz no peter facinellises
I only like Robert Pattinsonses
And robert pattinsonses like me too
A/N - hope you all enjoyed, i was EXTREMELY bored at work...