Hola amigos. Yo deseo ustedes gustan mi papel por mi amiga favorita, Nancy. Es ella cumpleanos, y "Howaido" es Nancy, en el papel yo escribo. Ole!
I'm not very good at speaking Spanish. Can you tell? (sarcasm)
Anyway, Happy Birthday Nancy!!!
I do not own Naruto. I have never, ever owned Naruto, nor will I ever. Ever. I will never own Naruto. Never will Naruto be mine. Naruto is not mine. Niether is Sasuke. Or Gaara. Or Kabuto. None of them are mine. None of them. I don't own anything to do with Naruto. Got it?!?
One day, in a little village not so different from the very one that you live in, there lived a young girl whose name was Howaido. Her last name was Uchiha. Her full name was Uchiha Howaido, and she lived in Konohagakure.
Howaido just happened to be eating diet noodles at Ichiraku's, when Sakura appeared out of thin air on the counter in front of Howaido, causing Howaido's lunch to fall on her lap in the process.
"Sasuke's mine, bitch!" Sakura spat vehemently in Howaido-san's face. With that being said, Sakura did a superman dive off the counter, turned into a wolf, and padded away on her little pink paws .
"………….," thought Howaido-san.
Howaido, still being hungry from the vigorous workout she had to do earlier at ninja training, but still wanting to keep her figure, ordered another bowl of yummy (yet healthy!) diet noodles. She munched away, much like before, and was interrupted again, much like before. This time Neji, with his creepy eyes and perfect hair, jumped up from behind the counter, causing Howaido to exclaim and throw her bowl up in fright, which in turn drenched her hair in ramen broth.
"You're so butch!" Neji said in a queer voice, snapping his wrist and batting his eyelashes to add to the effect. He sat down beside Howaido.
"Like, oh my god," he exclaimed out loud, to no one in particular, "like I am so hungry!"
Neji ordered the Crème of Sum Yung Gui (say it out loud) and the Flaming Pu-Pu Platter. He sat down, happily munching away on his food, muttering to himself. Howaido, only being a little confused, quietly paid for her bill and surreptitiously made her way out of the restaurant. She sauntered her way down the street, not paying much attention to where she was going.
As she made a left turn around a corner, she was knocked back on her derriere by Sasuke who popped out of nowhere right in front of her. Howaido was very peeved that Sasuke didn't even offer to help her up, since he was the reason she got knocked down, so when she stood back up, she gave him the Uchiha glare. Not that the stare she gave him worked very well, because Sasuke was already staring her down.
After exactly 3 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds of non-stop staring, Howaido impulsively turned around and briskly walked away. As she was walking away, she heard a distant shout.
"Howaido, I love you!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sasuke back to her.
Incest, anyone?