Concerts were something that Tobi had always been interested in. The bright lights, the pumping music…. And… BARNEY! How could you say no to Barney? After all… that 'I love you' song was a real heartstring puller! It got to Tobi every time… So, he snuck into Deidara's room, and snaked under his blankets to ask him to come with.
He inched up the sheets, just before he was laying beside the girly blonde. He poked him, and sadly, nothing happened. When he poked him a second time, he was round-house kicked across the room. Tobi held his stomach in pain, howling about how 'he didn't mean to wake him up so rudely' and about how he was a 'good boy'. Deidara went back to sleep.
'Senpai has to come with me!' he thought with a new fire of determination burning in his stomach. 'He just has too!' So, he recruited the help of this one guy he found on the street (His name was Steve, and he liked Sandwiches. At least he thought he did… since he always asked for them). Steve smelled like shoes, cat pee, and trash. How could you not instantly love him?
So, he instructed Steve to give Deidara a hug to wake him up. The man did so, and Deidara instantly woke up. He screamed and chucked the man out the window. He then slapped Tobi (just for fun). The Swirly-Faced Man told him all about a concert (neglecting to tell him that it was a Barney Concert), and the blonde agreed to go.
In the end, Deidara ended up having ten little kids pee in his lap out of fear of the purple dinosaur, and Tobi rocked hard.
THE END.