Chapter One: Yowane Haku

A bunch of the Vocaloids, a Voyakloid, a Boukaloid, and three UTAUloids are invited to a school… but the school is a city! Run by UTAUloid's Rook and Ted, the 'Loids go through rigorous training.

Haku: And rice wine… *drinks sake* CandyFiend doesn't... Hang on... *gulp* Ah... CandyFiend doesn't own Voykaloid, VOCALOID 2, or Utauloids. *gulp*

Side note: It's a kind of AUish story… none of the 'Loids have met unless they're depicted as siblings sometimes.

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I groaned, stiff muscles creaking back into place as I woke up with a massive headache. Right… alcohol. Maybe no sake before bed tonight… I slowly got out of bed, wincing as my dog, Sake, began to bark furiously. "Be quiet already, dog! I'll…" I threatened my dog all the way down the stairs. How very pathetic I am with a hangover.

Suddenly, two arms grabbed me roughly, and my head slammed against the narrow hallway. "Watch the head, baka!" I screamed. I remembered I was being abducted. "Uh… I mean… Help or something?" I yelled as he dragged me out my window. Sake was up here now, and it wasn't making it any easier for me.

I think it was trying to help the kidnapper. It sure wasn't helping me. The dude… I assume it's a guy… apparently got fed up with my griping about my headache, because he slammed my head against the wall -nearly breaking my head open- and then, while I was dazed, held up a tissue or something to my nose. Then I fell asleep… with another headache to greet me in the morning, I suppose.

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I was right. I felt really dumb right now, practically upside-down against the wall the kidnapper had shoved me against while I was passed out. A sizable bottle of my favorite drink -I dare you to guess what it is- leaned against the opposite wall. I unconsciously drooled, spit dribbling down my chin, and, upon righting myself, I sprinted towards it.

I downed the bottle quickly, the sticky, sharp smelling liquid plastered all over my face. I began to grow drowsy again. I noticed a small note on the bottle, and read it,

"If you're reading this, you fell for it. And you're taking another nap, courtesy of me. You're welcome in advance!

XD

-Rook"

I screamed at the ceiling, "I HATE YOU, ROOK!" I swear I heard muffled laughing as the spiked drink took effect. How humiliating. Knocked out by the same pretentious kidnapping creep in the same day. At least I assume it was the same day.

The officials are going to SO get me out of here, I thought drowsily. Or I'll freaking kill myself…

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"Neh…" I muttered, opening my eyes AGAIN. I was in a different room. It was WAY nicer. It had a TV, a small straw cot, a wardrobe, a small window, and a refrigerator. I checked the refrigerator. Sake, chilled kayu, and onigiri littered the fridge, and a small bag of frozen pre-cooked eggs were in the corner.

I sniffed the food, trying to find any hint of a sleeping drug, but if there was any, it was well masked by the tangy smell of sake. I frowned. Who the Hell would want to kidnap me? I lived in a fairly small apartment, I had no friends due to my constant drinking, and my parents hardly know I exist. So it's not like they'll be looking for me.

So it was kind of pointless kidnapping me. I grabbed a bowl of kayu and a bottle of sake, and sat down by the corner to eat the breakfast I never had. I'd also grabbed an egg. It felt kind of rubbery, stretching out a bit before melting through my fingers onto the kayu. I began to eat, shoving handfuls of the somewhat bland rice porridge into my mouth, getting my hands messy with the egg I had drizzled into it. Delicious, but still bland. I poured some sake over it and continued eating. Much better.

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And that was the entrance exam from Haku's point of view. I am going to censor out any profanity, for I believe cussing is a bad habit. Please review to tell me what you think and if I should continue, or you can guess the obvious answer to Haku's question.

Haku: *hic* Review… uh… I don't feel so well… *hic*