Ulquiorra Turns Into a Child

Usiro: This is my first fanfic so... ya... If it sucks at least I have an excuse

Dask: If you say it sucks I'LL GLADLY KILL YOU!

Usiro: Your not suppose to threaten them...

Dask: Fine... But if anyone says anything *pulls out a bazooka* I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

Usiro: Were did you even find that...

Usiro: I do not own Bleach

Dask: *lifts bazooka* I can change that

Usiro: Please don't...

Dask: Fine...

Usiro: Anyway... I do not own Bleach and *glares at Dask* and probably never will

Dask: Just start writing already

Usiro: Fine...*stares blankly at blank document for about an hour* Oh ya! There is cursing in this so it is rated T

Dask: *holds up knife* Write.

Usiro: *starts writing*

Chapter 1: Ulquiorra?

Nnoitra walked up to Ulquiorra's room grumbling. Aizen had called a meeting and the Cuatro Espada hadn't shown up. Aizen had asked him of all the Espada to go get Ulquiorra. Nnoitra angrily ripped open the fourth's door. He didn't see Ulquiorra. Nnoitra pulled off the covers to Ulquiorra's bed. A bright green cero was shot straight at him. Nnoitra quickly tried to deflect most of it and to his surprise he stopped it completely. He looked down at Ulquiorra. Nnoitra was shocked at what he saw. A kid probably about 2 years old sat on the bed glaring at Nnoitra. The kid had Ulquiorra's chalk white skin, his bright green eyes, hollow helmet, messy black hair, and green tear marks. This kid was defiantly Ulquiorra but he just couldn't believe it. The mini Ulquiorra stared up at him and blinked. Nnoitra panicked. What was he going to tell Aizen-sama. Nnoitra sighed and pick Ulquiorra up. The kid fidgeted and thrashed trying to get free.

"Stop struggling brat!" Nnoitra yelled at the kid. Ulquiorra glared at him as his finger glowed as he prepared another cero. Nnoitra tried to block it but wasn't completely successful. Now that the brat was fully awake his cero had more power behind it and sent Nnoitra flying across the room. Nnoitra was caught a bit off guard. He expected the cero to have the same power as the first. Nnoitra picked himself up and went over to strangle the kid.

That's when he noticed Ulquiorra was gone.

"That stupid little bitch" cursed Nnoitra as he went off to search for the little Emospada.

Ulquiorra wandered through the halls of Las Notches. He had awoken to some weird tall guy trying to grab him and shouting at him.

Ulquiorra looked around. He was completely lost. All the halls looked the same. He heard yelling in the distance and decided it was that weird guy and ignored it.

After wandering the halls for what seemed like forever he sat down exhausted. Ulquiorra was tired from all that walking and curled up at a dead-end and fell asleep.

"Found you, you little bitch" a voice yelled and woke up Ulquiorra. He was roughly picked up. Ulquiorra glared at the person who picked him up. It was the weird tall guy. The guy quickly grabbed his hands before Ulquiorra could react. The guy glared at Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra glared back. The guy started walking somewhere but their glares never broke. Eventually they reached a set of large doors. As they entered they were greeted by silence. There was a table with people sitting around it and a throne with a guy sitting on it.

"Did you find him" asked the man sitting on the throne. He had brown hair and a calm gaze.

"Ulquiorra has somehow turned into a brat" replied the tall man. As a response Ulquiorra punched him in the face causing him to drop him. Ulquiorra glared at him then turned to the other guy.

"Who are you?" Asked the little Ulquiorra. The man smiled.

"My dear Espada" said the man "I am Aizen. Your dad." Replied the man. Ulquiorra looked up at him then ran over to him. Ulquiorra quickly climbed up to sit in his father's lap.

"Who are they daddy?" Asked Ulquiorra curiously pointing to the Espada then he looked up to his dad expectantly.

"They are your brothers and sister." His father replied coolly. Ulquiorra nodded. Then His dad started naming them. "That one is Starrk, that one is Barragan, he's your grandfather, that is Hannibal, that one is Nnoitra," Ulquiorra glared at Nnoitra. Then turned to his dad.

"I don't like Nnoitra" Ulquiorra said flatly.

"Why is that?" His dad asked

"He's mean" His father lifted an eyebrow "He grabbed me and started yelling at me" explained Ulquiorra.

Aizen nodded then replied "I will speak to him later" Ulquiorra nodded. Aizen continued pointing out his other brothers. "That is Grimmjow, that is Zommari, that is Syzel," Ulquiorra laughed as he looked at Syzel. "Ulquiorra what's so funny?" Ulquiorra had a smile on his face.

"His hair is pink" whispered Ulquiorra in his daddy's ear then went back to laughing. Aizen smiled at Ulquiorra.

"Yes Syzel's hair is pink" said Aizen looking at Ulquiorra who stopped laughing. Aizen finished pointing out the others. "That is Aaroniero, and that is Yammy" Aizen finished.

Ulquiorra snuggled up to Aizen gripping his shirt yawning before falling asleep.

Aizen looked at the sleeping Ulquiorra. "Syzel find out how Ulquiorra ended up like this and find a cure. Also Ulquiorra will need someone to watch him sense I am too busy." Aizen scanned his Espada. "Any volunteers?" The Espadas' response was silence. Not one of them moved as they held their breath.

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Usiro: Who will have to watch little Ulqui-chan?

Dask: *pulls out sword* REVIEW AND VOTE OR DIE!

Usiro: Great...now that you've threatened them they're sure not to review or vote.

Dask: You could go to plan b...or plan d *eyes spark* I vote plan d

Usiro: No plan d: blow up the world wouldn't work, and asking a friend who knows NOTHING about Bleach telling her the names then asking for her to choose one isn't that effective either. It's kind of a last resort. *sigh*

Dask: Wanna cookie?

Usiro: COOKIE! *eats cookie in one bite*