For the sake of science.
Rated T.. Just to be safe! Some mentions of sex, and swearing.
RenjixRukia all the way, baby! - Yeah and, this is dedicated to my bestest bud ever.. JASMINE!
Happy fucking birthday, you ray of sunshine. ♥
This so far.. Is only a Oneshot. I may continue, but I highly doubt it. xD As I never get alot of reviews.
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"Your back!" The words slipping and curling off her tongue with desire, and utmost happiness! "Your back!" She cried again, now flinging herself into the mans arms.
Had she been this affectionate when they were last together? Never. Never one to show public displays of affection.. After all, he had thought Ichigo was the apple of her eye.
Trying to shake the stray thoughts from his mind, his arms were now brought around to stroke her arms. They now gripping Rukia's shoulders with a tight smile.
"I think ya' grew abit, woman!" He declared. Rukia now jerking away from him with a scowl before lacing her small fingers with his larger ones.
"Let me ask you something.."
He knew it was coming! She would declare her undying love to him! Then they would make brash, children of the co- Children of the gods! A mental image of their future children racing through his head. He now drooling at the thought before snapping back into reality. "Hai?"
"What's sex?" The petite girl called, smirking at her question. Hell, she was sixteen- or at least looked it! The least she could do was act her age!
"Erm…" Feeling his face redden at her sudden comment, his free hand now dove to his collar. Gently wrapping his fingers around the cuffed fabric. Almost as if he was trying to take the crimson flush away from his face.. And neck.
"It's when.. A pair of Earphones.. And an I-pod love each other very much. Since they.. Erm, love each other so much they decide to show each other how much. So.. The daddy earphone sticks his cord into the mommy's input hole."
"I-pod?" She giggled, her mind clearly misleading her! As she thought sex was between two Sheep, not electronic devices!! Vibrant images of a pair of Earphones and a I-pod romping around in the pouch of a teens' backpack.
"Hai.." He sighed, hoping.. Dearly dearly hoping she understood!
"Could we test out the theory.. F-for the sake of science!" She said. Her lips moving away from his ear, and pursing in a pouty manner. 'For the sake of science.. Psh.. Right!'
Before he could even reply, her body was firmly pressed against his. Her hands pressed against his chest.
As his chest thumped up and down with uncanny speed, his breathe hitched. His body not being able to move. Not being able to produce words. Instead, he just looked at her with caution.
"Speechless?" A hand now trailing away from his chest as it made it's way Southwest.. TO GRASP HIS HAND! "We're going home for an I-pod romp Is it okay with you if I be the Earphones!?" She said excitedly.
'So much for the sake of science..' She was unbelievable. One day she's an angsty bitch, the next she's a ray of fucking sunshine! One moment she wants to kill him, the next she wants to ride his pony?! He was utterly confused.. But if she was offering… He'd test her theory out.
But only for the sake of science.
Erm. xD
Yeah.. I hope everyone liked it. I thought it was funny.. BUT HEY! This is coming from the girl whom thought the joke "Two horses playing in the mud" was hillarious.
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