"Ya know what, Superman?", Two-Bit asked.
"What?", Darry asked cautiously. This could NOT end well. Like that time Two-Bit asked him if he was gay because he didn't have girlfriend.
"The wind....it can slurp.", Two-Bit told him.
"Huh?", Darry replied dumbly. Ponyboy, who had been dozing on the couch, suddenly sat up.
"Yeah Dar, wanna hear the story?", Pony began the story without waiting for a reply.
"It all started when the 5th Starbucks opened. Mario and Luigi fell from the sky riding pink unicorns. Barney burned down all the schools in America because Elmo told him they hated the color purple. Then Shrek invented Bakugan while Mario and Luigi bought 2 Cokes, which back then was called root beer, which back then contained real beer, and, not to mention, cocaine. Then, Mario used a straw and the wind slurped up all the Coke away. The world temporarily ended when the Teletubbies shot each other with water guns, which back then shot nuclear bombs. Mario and Luigi were eaten by the monster under the bed, AKA Brittney Spears, who was eaten by the Boogeyman, who was eaten by Chuck Norris. Then Gerard Way became the ruler of the world and all the rappers exploded. So did Whinny the Poo....and that's how the wind began to slurp.", Pony finished with a sigh.
"Um, Pony....do you need to go to the hospital?, Darry asked, slightly alarmed.
"Why would I need to go to the hospital?", Pony replied, confused
"I think there's something wrong with your brain. I also think-". That was as far as Darry got before a full-blown pillow war began.