Prologue: The Box
"It's my typical Sunday afternoon, I just got my new HD plasma screen T.V. that arrived in the mail, not so long ago, about 25 minutes ago. It's set up with my Dreamland. . .umm, where did I put that thing at?" A little pink arm reached out for a big, thick, instruction book. The book is pulled onto the couch and into the hands of the pink marshmallow. The title reads "Dreamland Broadcast: Instruction Manual."
"Yeah, Dreamland Broadcast, that's what it's called." The pink marshmallow said, while staring at his laptop. He had been recording himself with the built-in webcam the entire time. "Ah, screw this. I'm ending the video like this. This is Ki-"
DING! DONG! The doorbell rang
"Who the hell is trying to ruin my video?" The pink marshmallow ended the video right after he said that and closed the laptop. He got off the couch and went towards the door to answer it.
"Hello, I got a delivery for a. . ." The man looked at his clipboard. "For a Kirby…?"
"Yep, that's me." The short pink marshmallow said.
"Oh, I have a huge package for you!" The man said. A big, wide smile grew on Kirby's face.
"I LOVE big packages!" He drooled with excitement, wondering what was inside this mysterious package.
"Okay, okay, come with me." The man went to his delivery truck and grabbed his keys.
He put the backdoor key inside the keyhole and twisted it, confirming that the lock was now "unlocked." Once the door was unlocked, he lifted the door up, until it locked in placed on the tracks above it. A box, bigger than the pink marshmallow, was sitting at the very end of the delivery truck. The man hopped in the garage-like storage room and grabbed the box. The delivery man brought the box off the truck and laid it on the cool cement floor. The box was about 2 inches taller than Kirby. His mouth opened up real wide.
"IS IT FOOD?" Kirby couldn't have said anything better than that…
"Uhh… I don't check what's in the packages. I just deliver them." The man said, scratching his chin. Then, something had popped into his mind "Oh! You must sign these papers as proof that this package safely arrived."
There was a moment of silence as Kirby shifted his eyes to the left and to the right. "But you know I got it since…I'm here?"
"Yes, I know this. But my boss needs proof that it arrived here or else he'll think that I misplaced it and then fire me." He frowned. "That man is such a douche to all my co-workers because of his recent divorce case in court the other day… So please, sign these papers for me."
"Okay, okay. You're making me feel bad." He handed the clipboard to Kirby and signed it. Kirby gave it back to him
"Oh, thank you so much." The man said, shaking Kirby's hand. "I must go now to deliver the rest of my packages. So I bid you farewell now." He got in the truck and started the engine. The engine roared as the truck drove off into the distance, fading away as it was going outta eyesight. Kirby watched him leave.
"Now that that's settled, this box needs to get inside." Kirby pushed the box, but it barely budged. "What's in this thing anyways? It's heavy!" He complained.
Five minutes later. . .
Kirby plops to the ground head-first, sweating so much that he could fill an empty water bottle entirely, gasping for fresh water to drink. "Water…need water…" The box was inside now, in his living room.
Another Five minutes later. . .
Kirby finally got his refreshments. He appeared in the room with a weight scale in his arms. "Just how heavy is this thing?"
He lifted the box up a little and placed the scale under it. He then slid it under the box, until it was right in the middle. The scale then calculated the results. The results appeared on the LCD display.
"FFFFFUUUUU-"His eyes twitched as he fell back and knocked himself out. His soul swirled outta his mouth cartoonish-ly.
The scale read exactly: 2 Lbs…The LCD screen then shows the following message: "You sir, have been trolled."
Yippee! I finished making the first chapter of the Kirby series! Well I would have had more time on this but school's been in the way constantly… I hope you've caught onto that already since… that's my excuse all the time. If you haven't already… I wish you luck in the future.
Chapter summary… do I really need to say it? It's basically self-explanatory. Kirby gets a package and takes it inside and weights it. That's pretty much it. Also, if you're wondering what's in the box… I can't tell yah yet since idk myself lol. Don't expect it to be a big part of the series… in fact, it's not gonna be important to it anyways since I just mentioned it to get the series started. So in other words, don't get your hopes up high on the box, it's not that special =P.
I wanna keep the chapter lengths this short because I can possibly get them out faster. No promises on that though. I will "start" on Kori after the end of this month (Obviously if I have time and yes, I did say start since I haven't worked on it since when I posted it last time.)
I don't think I have anything else to talk about after this, so shoot me up with a pm or comment if you want me to answer any question. Until next time, cya!