This is... um... random. Yeah, that's the word. I wrote it last night... n.nU
Enjoy, for what it's worth...!
Disclaimer: I dun own Harry Potter, or anything at all associated with it. I don't own "gonne" either... I stole it from Terry Pratchett... -sneaky look-
The Guide...
Writing like this is Moony.
Writing like THIS is Prongs.
Writing like ...this... is Padfoot.
And then, of course, writing like THIS HERE is Wormtail...
Prongs! A word?
What is it, Moony?
I meant a private word, Prongs.
What's so private that you're not telling me about it?
Keep your nose out of this, Padfoot.
Shan't.
What if I were to tell you that Alanna Munn is looking at you and flicking her hair around?
Then I would tell you that you're as blind as a bat and twice as stupid.
Why is that, then?
Well, first off, Alanna Munn is certainly not enough to grab my attention.
You seemed to think so in First Year.
Grabbing's an unseemly habit, Moony. I wont have you doing it. AND, that is quite irrelevant, because she didn't have a face like a constipated toad in First Year.
Only when it suites you, Mr. I-Shan't-Mind-My-Own-Business. Anyway, that's not a nice thing to say about Miss. Munn.
True, though.
Thank you, Prongs. Next time I am totally capable of talking for myself I shall get you to rip the page from my hands and scrawl your chicken-scratch all over it.
At least it's not girly writing.
Are you implying my writing is?
No. I'm saying it.
Moony, is my writing girly?
Why is that even an issue?
Just answer the question, Moony.
No, your writing is not 'girly'. It is quite unnecessarily flamboyant and a touch feminine, but not 'girly'.
You're laughing at me, aren't you?
Who, me?
Moony!
…well… Only a little bit.
Padfoot, are you going to tell me the "secondly", or am I going to have to languish in the
All in good time, old chap.
And, because you GRABBED so RUDELY, may I point out that your handwriting is girlier than I first thought? Look at how you do your g's!
What's wrong with my g's, for heaven's sakes?
For a start, they are INDECENTLY curly!
Prongs, if you don't calm down you are going to die of capitals overdose.
Shut up, Moony.
To quote Padfoot: Shan't.
Tell me your damn reason, before I send you a Jelly-Legs Jinx under the desk!
The second reason is simply that she's busy fluttering her eyelashes at Wormtail. Poor lad.
… I'm struck dumb.
Oh, good. Then maybe I can get a word in? Possibly?
Shoot.
With what? Gonnes don't work here, do they?
I believe you are referring to the Muggle weapon, the "gun"…?
Yeah, that.
SHUTUP!
SHAN'T!
Do tell why you lot have been leaving me out.
No special reason, Wormtail. You are just seated on the opposite side of the classroom since the Incident.
Which Incident? I wont waste ink asking why it's got a capital I, since it IS Moony I'm talking to.
Writing, technically.
Whatever.
Any of them. The one where McGonagall shuffled us around after Malfoy lost a large chuck of hair.
Good times, good times…
…you have a strange definition of 'good', Prongs.
Shut up, you. It's not my fault you didn't capture the art of casually shifting your seat gradually until you're back in your original place.
I.e., in the optimal place to bother me when I should be working.
What did Padfoot tell you about grabbing, Moony?
That he can do it, but I can't.
I never.
You implied it.
Read my lips: I did not have
Shut up.
Shh! GoNagAll!
Mucho thankies to Sash for pointing out the Go-Nag-All bit. hehehehe...
...ciao...