A/N: I love Persona 4. It doesn't love me back. I've already died four times and I'm only at 5/21!
This is one of those dialogue fics that everyone tries at one stage. Yosuke and Chie are first years in college.
I think that Yosuke and Chie are the kind of couple who deny everything but keep accidentally having drunken sex with each other until they decide to actually become a couple and then realise that they're perfect for each other and have multiple cute babies and loud arguments, not necessarily in that order.
I own nothing.
"Chie."
"Huh?"
"Stop."
"No."
"...Please?"
"...No."
"Look, we're going back unless you - hey! Arms aren't supposed to bend that way!"
"I can make stupid faces at people if I want, Yosuke."
"Yeah, but not when you're with me! Let go!"
""...No."
"...Fuck you."
"...Hey, why aren't you complaining more? I mean, that looks pretty sore."
"Being friends with you has increased my pain threshold enormously."
"I noticed that my 'critical hit to the nads' didn't floor you last time..."
"Pretty impressive, huh? Would you mind letting go?"
"Oh, okay."
"Thank you. You know, pull that again, and you'll have to waste your money on public transport next time."
"Nah, I'll drive myself."
"What, fifth time lucky?"
"...Screw you."
"Point to Yosuke!"
"You know, those steel toed boots looked nice...ya think they'd hurt?"
"Okay, I surrender."
"...You gonna finish that?"
"Nah, probably not. You can have it. How'd I let you convince me to buy a white chocolate orange mocha?"
"Cause they're nice. And because you love me, sweetie."
"No to both, sugarpie. They're the girliest goddamn drinks ever! Doesn't suit you, ya know?"
"You know, just because I have a healthy appetite for meat-!"
"Doesn't mean that you've discarded your womanhood, we get the message. Jeez... they called me Captain Ressentiment, and I amn't half as hung up on it!"
"Do you think King Moron did that reincarnating shit?"
"I don't even know anymore... My head hurts."
"Mine too!"
"That's your hangover."
"Shit, you're right...Wait, when did I get drunk?"
"Last night? At Rise's wrap party in Tatsumi?"
"Ugh...what'd I do?"
"You groped Naoto, revealed that you were going commando at the top of your voice in the middle of a nightclub, and spent the last hour or so knocked out. We left you in Teddie's bear suit."
"I told Yukiko to keep me away from vodka!"
"Believe me, she tried. You know, she still carries her fan around with her."
"I tried to stop her, but she said something about defending her purity and I ran. Her eyes were doing that freaky red thing."
"Typical. Well, now you know why I dragged you into Okina."
"To save me from Kanji?"
"Yup. Aren't I just the best?"
"Nah, not really."
"I don't even know why I bother anymore..."
"Because we're subconsciously hugely attracted to each other and our shouting matches are an expression of our suppressed mutual desires to tear each other's clothes off."
"Who'd you get that one from?"
"Rise. Margaret helped, I think."
"Ahh, makes sense. Margaret probably sterilized it a bit."
"Knowing Rise..."
"Well, I think it's about time for me to go now."
"Hey, don't leave me here! Go where?"
"I have a make-up lecture in ten."
"Oh..."
"Y-you can w-wait for me, you know...if you want! Y-you don't have to or anything..."
"...You don't mind...?"
"Not at all!"
"I...thanks, Yosuke."
"Bye, Chie! Don't waste away with loneliness while I'm gone, okay?"
"You want me to kick you out the door?"
"Preferably not."
" 'Cause I totally can."
"I give, I give!"
"Good. See ya later, alligator."
"In a while, crocodile!"
"...God, we're gay."
"Totes."
Keep an eye out for more of these two idiots from me!
Please review, if at all possible. ~Gryfo