No Girl Can Resist The Uchiha Charm…
"O man, we got to get a date to the dance!" said Jacob, Sasuke Jr.s best friend. "Okay I got an idea,…" said Sasuke Jr. so he went up to the ladies table at lunch (Yeah, you eat that corndog…)
"hey any of you sluts want to go to the dance with me, cause this (He grabbed his pelvis) will be yours! Then all the girls ran to the women's restroom to barf. "Come out with your pants down!" he said and they said "Get away from us you stalker!" "Guess they don't like bad boyz yet… But we will come back tomorrow with a different battle plan!" Said Jacob, so they went home.
"Hey Dad?" said Sasuke Jr. "Yea Beastly Baby?" Said Sasuke "Well, I need a girl for the school dance, and they all think im a stalker, and dem bitches think I am to much of a badass, you know? So how do I pick up chicks? "Well beastly baby, you have to act all emo, but the main thing is to use the Uchiha charm." Said Sasuke "What? But how do I do that?" "Just let them know your name, and prove your awesomness." "Okay, but what about that emo stuff?" SMASH! "You Bitch! That was my apple juice!" Said Beastly Baby "You are now emo, and tell you what, whoever gets more phone numbers winsthis contest, we will start tommarow." Said Sasuke.
So beastly baby walks in wearing black, has a serious face, and keeps his cool, and he is getting flirts from the girls, but he thinks of his apple juice, and remembers not to notice it yet. "Whats with the outfit?" asked Jacob. "He whispered to him cant talk, got to act emo, I figured it out." Whispered Beastly baby and he went to the big stage, the ladies lunch table "Your trying it again?" he said "Just watch."
So the beastly baby walkied in a room and said "Check it, Sasuke Uchiha Jr.!"
…They threw everything at him. There phone numbers, kisses, …and even their clothes. "Now for the kill…" He thought, and he unbuttoned his first button "Gasp!" said the girls, and they squealed on the second, then he revealed his shirt, and heavenly light flw out of it, and the girls all had heart attacks. "That was the kill, get it? LOL,LOL, now the kiss of a prince will wake them."
Meanwhile Sasuke was getting a few numbers, and so we change to the setting of wherever the hell that ass is. "Ino CLICK!(Finger Snap) phone number." And she gave him it and said " I thought your married to, and had a baby with forehead (Sakura)." Said Ino "I don't give a shit right now!" Sasuke just made the biggest mistake of his what will be short lived life. About half a mile away way Sakura and she said "My Sakura senses are tingling… Sasuke…" and she charged for him. 5 seconds later, "Sakura smash!" she beat up Sasuke." "Sakura, your scaring my d**k!" he said, and she beat him up more
Beastly baby went to the hospital to see his dad after school and find the results "I got about 30, 29 of them were from nurses." Said Sasuke, "I got a date with a girl, and 300, so I don't have to clean my room! BOOYAH!" said Beastly baby, and he left. "Wait you gotta put my… oxygen tube… in…' and Sasuke passed out.