Delos1108: Hello everyone! Well this is my first ever published story here! I just finished playing Twilight Princess and this poped into my head. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT ONW ANY OF THE LEGEN OF ZELDA CHARATERS!

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Ok what if the Zelda crew all had answering machines in their trailers? What would they say? Well, here I come to solve that little problem! ^_^

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Link:

Machine- Yeah, you've reached Link the Hero of Time. Sorry I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. If this is Zelda I didn't forget to save you. If this is Ganon then just know that I'm gonna beat your ass...again. *beep*

Ganon- Hey Link well I guess you all ready know that I have Zelda so yeah...See you later.

Zelda- His machine?

Ganon- Yeah.

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Zelda

Machine- Hi! You have reached the Princess of Hyrul, Zelda! Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but if you please leave a message I'll get back to you. If this is Link then I love you! If this is Ganon then I'm sorry but we're not just working out and you need to stop trying to get me. If this is any of the Six sages then don't worry the Sacred Realm is going to be remolded hopefully by this coming Tuesday. *beep*

Malon- Hey Zelda this is Malon and I was wondering if I could borrow Link for a deed because Ganon won't stop bugging me. He's asked me out like five times and I've turned him down, but he just doesn't get it! So can I please borrow your boyfriend?

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Ganondorf

Machine- Your have reached to King of Evil, Ganon! If you do not leave a message, the consequences will be dire. If this is Link, then you will have no chance beating me again! If this is Nabooru, then your disloyalty will be dealt with later. And if this Malon,...will you go out with me? *beep*

Person- Hello Mr. Ganon, this is the Hyrul Gas Company. We are calling to tell you that your gas is going to be cut off due to the unpaid bills for the past three months. If you have any question please call back at this number and have a nice day.

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Dark Link

Machine- Hi, you have reached my phone. If you're hearing this then I'm most likely fighting my good side and/or I just don't want to pick up the phone. If you don't leave a message then I most likely will not get back to you. So leave a message. *beep*

Saria- Hey babe. I'm just calling to check up on our date for this weekend. I should be home all day if not then I love you.

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Sheik

Machine- Hello, you have reached the phone of Sheik, the last of the Sheikan. I am currently helping Link rescue my sister, Zelda. If you are in need of my assistance then please leave your name and number so that I may get back to you. If you are not in need of my help then just a message, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. *beep*

Impa- Hello Sheik, I was just calling to see if you could help me with the festival this week on Kakoriki Village? Please give me a call as soon as you can.

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Ruto

Machine- Hi you have reached the royal phone of Princes Ruto of the Zoras. If you are not Link then why are you even calling? Unless you're the pool people, of course. If this is Link then when are you coming home? As my husband you have obligations to your people and to your wife! How long am I- *beep*

Link- Ok...Sorry to burst your bubble but Zelda and I are married. So yeah...plus we were kids when this happened so it wasn't like official. Sorry. Oh, could you bring the soda for the party this Sunday?

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Poe

Machine- Hi you have reached the phone of The Poe. If I am not answering then I am probably stuck in a bottle. If you want your message answered then find the ass who stuck me in the damn bottle.

Poe Merchant- Wow, you have an interesting answering machine.

Poe- Thank you.

Poe Merchant- But I'm not going to let you out of this damn bottle.

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Delos1108: So what did you think? Please review and if you want to see another character that I might not have put please tell me!