A/N: Hey guys! Well, I've seen this done a few times for other fandoms, so I wanted to try it XD Keep in mind; I don't hate Jax now. He's still my favorite character and I'm still on Team Jemma and all that, but sometimes it's nice to 'laugh at ourselves' sorta say...even though I'm not him and...you know what I mean XD


52 Ways to Annoy Jax Novoa

1. Call him a witch

2. Remind him that Daniel is dating Emma

3. Get Aggie to take away his powers

4. Handcuff him to Daniel

5. Even better...handcuff him to Sophie

6. Turn him into an animal. I recommend a ferret.

7. Steal his leather jacket

8. Make fun of his accent

9. Get Sophie to follow him around...even more so than she is now!

10. Purposely bump into him as you're passing by

11. Chest-bump him out of your way

12. Tell him there's a bird in the room

13. Steal his dirtbike

14. Wreck the dirtbike

15. Get Andi to smack him upside the head

16. Convince Andi to give him a noogie. Note: Not much convincing will be needed

17. Tell him he has to go back to Rebel's Boot Camp

18. Yell at him while using a megaphone

19. Give him a leaf, then tell him it's full of Vitamin D

20. Make him eat the leaf

21. Tell the T3 or H20 to pull a prank on him

22. Get glue on his boots...don't pay him for new ones

23. Step on him when he's in spider-mode

24. Interrupt a moment he's having with Emma

25. Gag when he's trying to flirt with Emma

26. Don't tell him where Emma is...he'll run himself ragged trying to save her!

27. Have Gigi interview him

28. Give him detention

29. Start a food fight with him

30. Force him to participate in a school play

31. Call him a 'second-rate wizard'

32. Make fun of his hair, it was inspired by Elvis!

33. Make fun of his choice when it comes to hair inspirations

34. Make a pizza tower appear instead of a flower

35. Interfere with his spells. Note: You may become invisible in the process. Win-win!

36. Put him on Wizard Probation

37. Ask him for help to spy on Daniel

38. Send him a text...making it appear that it's from Emma

39. Make him wear custom chemistry goggles

40. Assign him a locker that's WAAYYY on the other side of the school

41. Break his concentration when he's casting a spell. Note: The easiest way to do this is to bring Emma in the room!

42. Chase after him with a chainsaw

43. Put glitter in his hair

44. Make fun of his 'Emma sense'

45. Tell him it's a 'boyfriend-girlfriend' thing

46. Get Aggie to put porcupine quills on his head

47. Tell him that 'payback's a wizard' doesn't make sense

48. Right when Jax is about to kiss Emma, cause a huge distraction to happen so they pull away!

49. Tell him he smells

50. Tell him Daniel has better hair than him

51. Throw a plastic bottle in the pool

52. Tell him to get in the pool and practice while you work on your tan


A/N: Hope you had a laugh! :D