Stupid Moon

She never fights evil by moon light

She never wins love by daylight

Always running from a real fight

She is the one named Stupid Moon

She will... always turn her back on a friend

She is... never there to defend

She is...the one on whom we can't depend

She is the one named Stupid...

…Stupid Venus!

…Stupid Mercury!

...Stupid Mars!

… Stupid Jupiter!

With secret powers

... Not so new to her

She is the one named Stupid Moon

Never fighting evil by moonlight

Never winning love by daylight

Without her Sailor Scouts to help fight

She will get her dumbass killed.

She will get her dumbass killed.

She will get… her dumbass killed!