A/N: Yeah, I know it's stupid and short, but I love Frozen, and I love the Back in Black episode. What more can I say?
It was a lovely autumn morning in the kingdom of Arendelle.
Anna recently had the circulating flu bug and had completely forgotten to do the "vampire sneeze."
She had just woken up healthy, got ready, and went to the Great Hall.
"Hey, friends. I'm finally back in the pink, healthy as a horse and ready toooo..."
Anna was NOT expecting to find three people coughing, sneezing, and looking angry.
"Well, look who it is! The original germ-spreader herself!" said Kristoff, blowing his nose.
"I said you better not get me sick! Achoo!" Elsa said sneezing.
Anna looked confused.
"Hey, you can't blame me for-"
"As the queen's personal advisor, I am saying that there is absolutely no enlightenment to be found in this level of misery. Cough!" said Kai.
"Dot to bention, dis sucks!" said Kristoff again, sniffling.
Anna laughed.
"Did you just say 'Dot to "bention"?"
Anna stopped laughing and backed away when she saw them advancing on her.
"Achoo!" Sneezed Elsa again, wiping her nose on her handkerchief.
"Might I make a suggestion, Elsa, vampire sneeze, always!" said Anna uncertainly.
"That's it, get her!" yelled Kai.
Anna screamed as they chased her through the corridors of the castle.
A/N: So there you have it! Complete and utter stupidity. Don't ask me how I made this work, because I'm not sure myself. PLEASE REVIEW! AND NO FLAMES!