Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did then Naruto and other guys would do all sorts of... things with eachother.
Naruto, Kiba, and Sasuke were walking around inside of the mall when all of the sudden Kiba said "Hey let's play a game."
"What game?" asked Naruto
"Who would you fuck?" said Kiba with a grin.
"I don't think that you should play that. I mean you are dating Sasuke."
"Sasuke doesn't care. He knows I would never cheat on him. Right Sasuke?"
"Hn."
"Okay then I guess we can play." said Naruto.
"Who would you fuck starts now." said Kiba pumping a fist up into the air.
"I would so do him" said Naruto pointing to a guy with long black hair, black eyes, and wearing a red and black jacket.
"Naruto! That's my brother!" yelled Sasuke.
"I know, but I would still do him. He's super sexy." Naruto added a wink at Sasuke to prove his point. Sasuke scowled but did not push the subject further.
Just then Kiba spotted his first person. "Him" Kiba said pointing to a tall boy with bright blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Yea he's pretty nice to look at but I don't really go for blondes" said Naruto.
"I would fuck him so fast it's not even funny" said Sasuke looking at yet another blonde guy who was standing in line for a pizza.
"Him" Naruto said pointing to a guy with long brown hair. He looked kind of girlish but nevertheless hot.
"He looks too much like a girl" said Kiba.
"He's pretty to look at though" Naruto argued.
"True" Kiba and Sasuke said at the same time.
"Him" Kiba said pointing to yet another guy with blonde hair. Only this time the guy had long blonde hair.
Naruto tilted his head to the side and said "Oh yeah."
Naruto in turn pointed toward another guy who had black hair and black eyes. He sort of looked like Sasuke in a way.
Kiba let out an appreciative whistle. Sasuke said "He looks like me."
"That's why I picked him. I would do you anyday" said Naruto to Sasuke adding a crude hand jesture to go along with it. He was just joking but Sasuke was looking at Naruto openmouthed. "Just joking" Naruto told him.
"The guy with the pink hair" said Naruto pointing a little ways in front of them.
"Naruto I think that's a girl" said Kiba.
Naruto looked again and noticed that Kiba was right. "Man that is one ugly chick."
Sasuke nodded absentmindedly before indicating to a guy a little ways in front of them. This one was another blonde. "Him."
"Do you guys have something for blondes or something?" asked Naruto.
Kiba and Sasuke shared a look. "Dobe, every single guy we both have picked has blonde hair and blue eyes. Let's see who do we know who has blonde hair and blue eyes?"
Naruto's eyes opened wider. "You want Ino?" he asked them, completely astounded.
"Naruto you baka! Of course we don't want Ino! We want you!" yelled Kiba.
"Really?" asked Naruto. In response Kiba and Sasuke dragged Naruto into the nearest bathroom and showed him just how much they wanted him.
Over and over again.
Random story idea that popped into my head. There is definitely something wrong with my mind. Review please! Also If you didn't get it the guys Naruto pointed out were Itachi, Neji, and Sai. And of course we all know who the pink haired girl-boy is. XD
Lynn