a/n: I got the idea from Macbeth's lady's Pink and purple... Don't sue me!!
Fred and George walked slowly into uncle Vernon's room. They shook him awake. (none too gently either) Uncle Vernon rubbed his small sleepy eyes and mumbled an indistinct,
"What do you want?" he looked at the two boys and started screaming.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S YOU!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
"STUPEFY!" yelled George quickly before he woke up the whole neighborhood. Luckily, Aunt Petunia and Dudley's snores combined were loud enough to drown out the noise of the Quidditch world cup.
Fred muttered, "Accio Mirror of Erised!" and a tall mirror flew in from the open window. He then muttered ,"Eneverate" and "petrificus totalus" with his wand pointed at Uncle Vernon.
Uncle Vernon stared at the mirror, his eyes wide with shock. george quickly forced a little veritaserum down his mouth. and removed the spell.
"What did you see?" he asked.
The old man's eyes glazed over and he spoke in a dull, weary, uncaring tone. " i saw Dudley wearing a speedo. I saw myself with lots of money. I saw Petunia wearing a skimpy cocktail dress. I saw Harry with his head cut off."
Fred and George looked at each other in disgust, performed a memory and left. They headed off towards Aunt Petunia's room. They lugged the mirror until it was right in front of her and George poked her with his wand. She didn't budge. Fred punched her. She still didn't move. Finally, he smacked her across the face. She stifled a grunty yawn and mumbled something about hitting Harry with a frying pan.
At last, they managed to get her into full conciousness by jumping up and down on her. They performed the full body bind, gave her a dose of veritaserum and asked the same question.
"What did you see?"
Petunia responded, "I saw Dudley as the most handsome boy in the world. I saw Vernon wearing a speedo. I saw myself marrying Brad Pitt. I saw Harry with his head cut off."(seeing a pattern here?)
Fred and George gave her a memory charm and moved onto Dudley's room. They didn't have too much trouble with him. As soon as Dudley glimpsed their indentical freckled faces he gave a terrified squeal and clamped his hands over his bottom.
"Don't hurt me please!!!" said Dudley his voice resembling a five year old girl's.
"Don't worry. We won't hurt you." said Fred in his most sincere voice he could manage in front of a quivering tub of pink blubber.
They performed the the body bind, gave him some veritaserum and shoved the mirror in front of his face.
"What do you see?"
"I see a a huge table filled with junk food. I see one thousand birthday presents. i see Britney Spears. I see Harry with his head cut off."
Fred gave him a memory charm and snuck out of four Privet drive thinking about what they had just found out.
disclaimer: I own nothing. J.K. Rowling owns everything but Britney spears.
What do you think?
Fred and George walked slowly into uncle Vernon's room. They shook him awake. (none too gently either) Uncle Vernon rubbed his small sleepy eyes and mumbled an indistinct,
"What do you want?" he looked at the two boys and started screaming.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S YOU!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
"STUPEFY!" yelled George quickly before he woke up the whole neighborhood. Luckily, Aunt Petunia and Dudley's snores combined were loud enough to drown out the noise of the Quidditch world cup.
Fred muttered, "Accio Mirror of Erised!" and a tall mirror flew in from the open window. He then muttered ,"Eneverate" and "petrificus totalus" with his wand pointed at Uncle Vernon.
Uncle Vernon stared at the mirror, his eyes wide with shock. george quickly forced a little veritaserum down his mouth. and removed the spell.
"What did you see?" he asked.
The old man's eyes glazed over and he spoke in a dull, weary, uncaring tone. " i saw Dudley wearing a speedo. I saw myself with lots of money. I saw Petunia wearing a skimpy cocktail dress. I saw Harry with his head cut off."
Fred and George looked at each other in disgust, performed a memory and left. They headed off towards Aunt Petunia's room. They lugged the mirror until it was right in front of her and George poked her with his wand. She didn't budge. Fred punched her. She still didn't move. Finally, he smacked her across the face. She stifled a grunty yawn and mumbled something about hitting Harry with a frying pan.
At last, they managed to get her into full conciousness by jumping up and down on her. They performed the full body bind, gave her a dose of veritaserum and asked the same question.
"What did you see?"
Petunia responded, "I saw Dudley as the most handsome boy in the world. I saw Vernon wearing a speedo. I saw myself marrying Brad Pitt. I saw Harry with his head cut off."(seeing a pattern here?)
Fred and George gave her a memory charm and moved onto Dudley's room. They didn't have too much trouble with him. As soon as Dudley glimpsed their indentical freckled faces he gave a terrified squeal and clamped his hands over his bottom.
"Don't hurt me please!!!" said Dudley his voice resembling a five year old girl's.
"Don't worry. We won't hurt you." said Fred in his most sincere voice he could manage in front of a quivering tub of pink blubber.
They performed the the body bind, gave him some veritaserum and shoved the mirror in front of his face.
"What do you see?"
"I see a a huge table filled with junk food. I see one thousand birthday presents. i see Britney Spears. I see Harry with his head cut off."
Fred gave him a memory charm and snuck out of four Privet drive thinking about what they had just found out.
disclaimer: I own nothing. J.K. Rowling owns everything but Britney spears.
What do you think?