EDITED!

Presequel time! Presequel time! Presequel to Grapes, Strawberries, and Bananas is underway!

Flamer: However... there's been a slight problem...

sweatdrop Don't tell me. You made this story too kinky for, didn't ya?

Flamer: I COULDN'T HELP IT! Blue-Sky couldn't give up the opportunity of a foursome fic... and that's what she made me write.

sweatdrops more Well... as much as I like a shounen-ai foursome fic like the next fan girl... I think this is a little too graphic for my taste. gasp! You put three lemons in it! You ruined it.

Flamer: Hey, a fic can never be too sour or sweet. Hehehehe... We're making lemonade.

No, we're not! I'm editing this now!

Flamer: Aww... that was my best work. AND I put fluff in it for a change... well, Blue-Sky did, but it was still there.

Well too bad, so sad. Maybe next time though.

Flamer: YAY!

Pairings:
Ryou/Malik
Marik/Ryou/Bakura
anything else I want to put in it! AHAHAHAHAA!

Warning: Growls Due to REALLY stupid people, I'm warning ya about the yaoi and pervertedness of this fic... thankies for not being stupid.

ON WITH DA FIC!

It was just a normal routine to the food mart and back. That's all it was! Walking with a spring in his step, Ryou smiled on his way to the store, his emerald eyes shining with happiness, (the emerald eyes will come clear later) enjoying the day. Sunset skies, fluffy multi-colored clouds in the red with no chances of rain, clean air...

/- AND A WRESTLING MATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT THAT I'M SEEING! YES! -/ Ryou screamed in his head with delight.

Hai, the Brit had a strong passion for the trills, chills, and spills of American Wrestling and was going to watch it tonight. This trip to the food store was to stock up on junk food while watching, because all the guys were coming as well. However, something bothered him as he walked into the food mart.

Looking at his friends' list of special foods, Ryou sweatdropped, seeing what everyone wanted.

"Honda wants nachos, Seto and Otogi want wine, Jounochi wants three frozen pizzas, Yugi wants popcorn, Yami wants grapes, and Bakura wants... WHAT?"

Apples. Why in the hell would Bakura want such a healthy food during this occasion when he could easily have asked for Cheetos? Infact, he had noticed the albino eating more apples these days. Smiling cutely and obliviously, Ryou put his list in his pocket and got two apples from the produce center.

/- I guess Bakura wants to stay healthy. Good for him. -/ He cheered.

Back on the city streets, Ryou was still enjoying his evening, but while in the mart, something else had struck his curiosity.

/- Yami could have asked for a few dozen Blow-Pops, since his new fetish for anything that's candyand on a stick, but he asked for grapes. Weird. I guess both of those yamis want to stay in shape. They're doing a good job... -/

Ryou blushed to himself. He had to admit, behind Bakura's crazy stature -which the hikari found amusing at times- he had a crush on the spirit. It was after the day he bought lime green contacts for himself so people wouldn't confuse the two of them that he found Bakura to be attractive... probably since he didn't look some much like him anymore.

Ryou could then truly appreciate the beauty of the theif's chocolate gaze. How he could become lost in them forever. However, Ryou had a voice in his head telling him that Bakura had the hots for someone else... namely Marik.

/- Marik... Malik's yami. I can tell Bakura loves him. I mean, he hardly gives me the time of day. Why would he ever want to be my lover? -/

And like that, his nice, beautiful, kick-ass day was ruined by that asumption. When he got to his house -bags in hands- he put his game face back on, not wanting the guys to think otherwise.

"Hey, I'm back! Is it on yet?" Ryou asked, rehyped for the show.

Honda and Jounouchi were in the kitchen arguing about which American Diva was the hottest. Seto and Otogi were laying on the couch in each other's arms, looking distant from the rest of the world. Yugi was dueling with his Yami... which threw Ryou off as insulting. I mean, they were about to watch T.V.. It wasn't the time to be in mind games!

However, when the Brit's voice rang within his ears, Yugi snapped from his train of thought, looking up with a bright smile. Yami also flashed part of his pearly whites.

"Great, you're back! The show starts in five minutes. Did ya get everything?" Yugi rushed., eager to become hyped on the coming sugars. Ryou chuckled, putting the bags on the kitchen table and getting everything out. Honda now had Jounouchi in a death grip under the arms.

"Now, say it! Say Trish is the hottest! SAY IT!"
"N-Never! Victoria FOREVER!"

Seto scoffed, nuzzling his cheek in Otogi's neck.

"Both divas are ugly if you ask me."the Dive Masterhuffed, returning Seto's gesture.

The two boys growled, letting go of each other.

"Well, no one asked ya, you freakin' homo!"

"Now, that chick that one of the psycho wrestlers are after... oh... Now, SHE is a diva." Otogi purred, feeling Seto's tongue on his neck.
"What? You mean that goth punk of a girl? She couldn't beat Trish even if her life depened on it!" Honda laughed.

Jou grinned. "Victoria could beat Trish and that goth creep with one hand tied on her nicely rounded ass!"

The brunette once again put Jou in a death, not noticing the two lovers making out on the couch near-by... and didn't care to look. Ryou and Yugi sighed at the scene and prepaired the snack table, five minutes quickly turning to two. Yami helped, bravely gettingthe two CEO'sto make out somewhere else so the couch could supply the normal four people.

Soon, Bakura came downstairs, wearing loose fitting jeans, yawning.

"Ryou, is that pay-pre-view crap on yet?" He growled, rumbing his eyes. In not wanting to damn the idiotic peoples within the living room, he'd taken a quick nap become watching the rather amusing sight of humans beating the shit out of each other.

"Almost. One more minute."

"Did you get my apples?"

Ryou choaked, but nodded, getting an apple he had put away in the refregerator. Bakura huffed, snatching the fruit before sitting on the couch where everyone was, with the exception Yami and Yugi -who were sitting on the floor- and Seto and Otogi, who were on the love sofa, laying together.

Ryou flashed a look to Yugi and Yami, finding the pharaoh to be eating the grapes he asked for. The albino's eyes widened, finding Yami to look quite... sexy with the fruit sliding so intimatly into his mouth. Ryou just took it as his slightly perverted mind playing tricks on him and watched the match, which was starting with the divas addition.

Honda cheered as Trish practically trashed each female that came into the ring... it being a battle royal and all.

"Go Trish!" He laughed, seeing his blonde friend's scowl.

"Come on, Victoria! Don't let that slut overthrow youse!" Jou growled, balling his fist.

"What you say? You call Trish a slut?"

"I did? Want ta make somethin' of it?"

Ryou and Yugi giggled to themselves as another arguement came to be. Taking the time for a commercial, Ryou grabbed a drink and sat back down on the couch, where Bakura hadn't moved since the beginning of the show. Suddenly, he took a double take!

Bakura, down to the core of the apple, was sitting there -her eye slits- licking the slim core lustfully. Each lick ended with Bakura taking more of the apple into his mouth, one small... drawn out... piece at a time. Ryou found himself drooling a little, licking his lips. However, he caught himself as Bakura noticed his hikari's stares.

"What's the matter with you? Would you like the other apple?" He said, his face rather pleasant.

Ryou's eyes widened, but shook his head, not knowing what to think at the moment of his sexual fog.

"No, I'm fine."

Bakura lifted his shoulder, but then casted a certain look in his hikari's emerald gaze.

"Are you sure? There's still some apple left on the core. Did you want the rest of it?"

Ryou recoiled at the thought of sharing an apple... but it's all spit, right? Nodding his head 'yes', Bakura smirked.

"Lean back." He asked gently.

Closing his eyes, Ryou leaned foward, anticipating the bottom of the apple's core... but intead recived something much more juicy... and satisfying.Ryou moaned in surprised as the thief's forceful lips brushed against his, diving his tongue into his mouth in an instant. Suddenly, the albino tasted the apple... Bakura was mouth-feeding him!

Unbeknowst to the two, Yami caught the scene and smirked... an evil plan coming into his mind as he stole a look at his own hikari, who was obsorbed in the wrestling matches.

Back to the albinos, Ryou broke the embrace, shocked. However, Bakura looked unfazed, like it was just another gesture upon someone, maybe a pat on the back or something. Ryou gasped, but then growled in the mind link and outside. He felt as if hehad just been used for a kiss toy.

/- Bloody hell; What was that about! Doesn't he love Marik? Then why did he just kiss me fruit and then look back to the T.V.? I bet he was thinking of Marik while kissing me so lustfully. -/

Huffing, Ryou stood, stalking upstairs. The guys looked at the Brit in question.

"Hey, aren't ya going to watch the rest of the match?" Otogi asked, holding a semi-sleep Seto in his arms.

He looked back at the group; his cheery expression mask placed upon the anger and confussion.

"I'll come back. I'm get getting ready for bed. You all are sleeping over, aren't ya?"

Besides from the two love birds on the couch, everyone else murmured in agreement, saying they were staying over. Nodding, Ryou walked upstairs, growling under his breath once he was at the top. Seeing Bakura from the second floor, he scowled, a revenge plan starting to form.

"No one tries to use me as a simple pleasure tool-or seduce me for that matter- and gets away with it! Wait until everyone goes to sleep. Bakura's going to get it." He whispered, closing the door behind to him to his bedroom.

Flamer: Deja Vu

That's what it's suppose to be! It is the presequel, after all. And now, I've done something else.

Flamer: What?

I've got an alternate ending to this. I might put it up at the end... and I think the viewers will like it more than the original.

Flamer: Why not show it next chapter?

It's the ending. I'll show it then.

Flamer: Sweet! I can't wait!

Anyway, what will Ryou do now that Bakura has made the first move? Will his revenge be sucessful, or will a unknown guest come and ruin it? Not an OC. Hehehe... the joys of a T.V... How it can bring the simpliest of people together.

Flamer: sweatdrop You talk too much. Review plz