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~Wintermist

The Hogwarts express was crowded and steamy.

Hermione walked along the platform looking for her BFFs.

It was weird. Everyone was staring at her.

Well, she thought to herself, It's true that I did have a growth spurt this summer.

Hermione was now 5'8, she had perfect skin, and sparkling blue eyes, her once brown frizzy hair had magically smoothed and straightened itself, and was also now blond. It's so crazy, she thought, growing so much changed my eye color!

Growing so much had also lowered her IQ by about 50%.

That's why she didn't think to maybe get some new clothes. Now, her skirt barely even covered her underwear.

And her shirt was about two sizes too small. For some reason she also loved fashion!

Her pink shirt matched her pink flip flops which matched her pink purse, complete with the chihuahua that resided within.

Then she saw them. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were both tall, hot, and super fit. Must be all that quidditch, Hermione mused. "Ron!" she called, "Harry!"

They looked up and saw her, "wow" they both said.

Ron said, "Hey would you be my bae?" (Because the characters sometimes forget that they're actually living in the 90's...whoops)

"Hahaha", Hermione laughed. "Don't be so silly, it's me! Hermione!"

"Oh okay", the boys say together.

"Okay bye!" said Hermione "I've got to go kinda randomly prance around the train!"

Hermione opened a compartment, inside was Draco Malfoy. He smelled like rain, penguins, and Downy dryer sheets.

"Hi there", said Draco Malfoy "I'm actually really sensitive and deep"

Dracy-poo", said Hermione "It's me...Hermione."

"Mudblood! Filth! One Direction Lover!" Screamed Dracy-Poo. He then fell over and pretended to die so that Hermione would leave.

She left.

As she was walking down the train Hermione had a revelation! So when she met back up with Ron and Harry she said, "From now on I want to be called Mimi."

Suddenly over the loud speaker came the words, "If Mimi Granger-Snape could come to the front of the train."

"Granger - Snape!?" Screamed the entire train.

"Well", said Mimi, I'd better go see the front of the train.

When she got there her dad Snape said, "Hello my daughter, I love you so much."

Mimi threw herself at him, "I love you too daddy!"

Sadly when they got to Hogwarts they were all killed as Professor Sprout had secretly become the next dark lord and killed everyone.

THE END