As John phased onto LOWAS, he rolled the smooth golden ring between his fingers. He would be giving this ring to his cerulean babe comrade; Roxy, so she could bring her dead lizard friend back to life or something. To be honest... he could care less about this crummy ring. It had caused him more trouble than he ever asked for. All John really cared about was another certain cerulean babe… just thinking about it made John blush the reddest of blushes. When he finally arrived at LOWAS, Roxy was waiting in the same place he had left her days ago. She looked back at him and he thinks she might have smiled, but he didn't care. All he could see was the most beautiful sight he had seen all day. John shuddered at how horribly written that last sentence was and then focused his attention back on… it. The tree. John began approaching the tree slowly, dropping the ring into whats-her-face's hand on the way. Cerulean tears welled up in his cerulean eyes as he faced the previously mentioned cerulean tree standing before him. John slowly lifted his hand to touch the smooth bark of it's trunk, only to find that it's bark was very rough. It scratched at his hand just to the point of bleeding, and John drew his hand back, large sparkling tears finally falling from his eyes. He finally found the strength to speak.

"Tree…. I've waited so long for the moment when we are finally reunited." John began to sob. Behind him, he could hear Roxy also crying, probably touched by the touching touchiness of the scene. This made John sob harder, and he ran to the tree. He hugged the tree while grossly sobbing in happy reunion. The tree stayed silent as always, but John knew it was also crying.

"Tree… will you…. will you marry me?" John said, choking back his ridiculously unmanly sobs. The tree said nothing, but John knew what his silence meant. John sobbed happily and puked everywhere, but then realised how stupid he was being but his feelings were too strong to resist. He felt a pair of hands on his shoulders.

"T….t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tree… is that you?" he stuttered between sobs and pukes.

Suddenly he got slapped in the face, three times in a row. He stopped crying and opened his eyes to see Roxy, hand in slapping position.

"JOHN CHILL LMAO" Roxy exclaimed, "I've never seen such a totes pure love as your love with Tree, so I'm willing to give you my ring to marry you. I will be your marry pastor guy lol."

John gasped loudly and grabbed Roxy's hand, nodding vigorously. Roxy smiled a Roxy-ey smile and held out the ring.

"Zap us to somewhere more romantic, k?" Roxy said.

"Okay" John breathed and tightened his grip on her hand, as well as Tree's trunk. He zapped them away and they got totally married for ever and ever and JohnTree became eveyone in the universe's new canon OTP. It was incredible. Life is a miracle.

THE END