Chapter 0 Narration
A/N: This is my first time that I make a crossover fanfiction of Tf2 and Touhou including other crossover like Borderlands. So pretty much you are going to see some randomness and other stuff that I make. So anyways let's move on to the story.
Narrator: Here is a story about a guy who searches everywhere in the universe to find other planets that has the vault.
Scout: If you think this guy is Handsome Jack will WRONG, because this guy is more annoying than Handsome Jack and he looks like a big fat and stupid head of… whatever he is.
Narrator: Scout will you please stop interrupting our story. Anyways a mysterious vault which live in Gensokyo became a myth to everyone who live in here, they say that a monster with abnormal power that can bring catastrophe over Gensokyo. Even spell cards can't bring this creature down even you have enough to hurt him more. But they say that this monster was in fact an ancient creature that fall from space 50 years ago. This monster that people in Gensokyo called "The Beast from Outer Space" they say that the goddess seal this monster somewhere around the Youkai Mountain. Others say they seal it outside of Gensokyo somewhere around the Yatsugatake Mountains. But can this myth be in fact real? Well like I said early that the guy who searches for a more powerful vault was name not Handsome Jack, but Handsome Zack
Scout: Yea that's him, that's that stupid head that I'm talking about. That guy who is called Zack name after Jack and what kind of name of that. That's actually a dumb way to say and he's stupid.
Narrator: Anyways, for many days, weeks, or months he still can't find the planet that has the vault. But one day he found the vault that he was looking for the planet known as Earth. According to his troops, the vault is said to be somewhere around Japan located in the Yatsugatake Mountains. So they land stealthy and order them to take control of this area, this is where the horror begins. But what they didn't know is that they land on Gensokyo. The incident started spreading around Gensokyo telling everything about this mysterious army of robots and enemy humans taking control parts of Gensokyo. This cause the vault hunters, Reimu and the other people who you know worried about what's going to happen if this mysterious army took over Gensokyo.
Scout: Hey what about those two new vault hunters! Aren't you going to say about them too?
Narrator: Well I'm going to do that part you immature kid! So those mysterious armies aren't the only ones who land Gensokyo by accident. The two new vault hunters came from Australia to travel to the vault hunters headquarters from plane. When suddenly a random missile came out of nowhere and shot down the plane along with the two vault hunter. Luckily their just two of them because this is a vault hunter plane what do you expect He ha ha ha (cough). Ahem so these two new vault hunters crash landed on the forest in Gensokyo, but what awaits them on their adventure violence, survival, and the vault.
A/N: So here's my long narration including the interruption of scout pretty cool huh. Let me know about the positive review on what I'm going to do next. Hopefully it will be entertaining.
P.S. I will upload by random, but my guess will be this weekend so hopefully again I will upload this on this week.