Hello and welcome to my first fanfiction- Win a Date with Jayfeather. As this is my first fanfic, please PM/Review me for advice, groups, questions for groups, locations and just plain ideas. And(In advance) sorry, no Tansy. She has to work on another show, so her amazing nieces, Alder and Skyrunner (mostly Alder) are going to be camera cats. Hopefully you'll enjoy.

After watching the final episode of Win a Date with Ivypool (for the millionth time), Lionblaze felt depressed. He missed being the random insert. He missed watching Ivypool beat up Breezepelt. He missed watching Tansy yell at Ashfur when he won. He missed hearing Dovewing cry when Bumblestripe made an appearance and call Tigerheart "Dreamboy". Most of all he missed watching competing toms suffer and experience severe physical and mental injuries. Lionblaze always had to drive his brother, Jayfeather, to the hospital after every appearance. He had always wondered why his brother kept on competing…

(FLASHBACK)

Ivypool had the Taser.

Tansy had the Duct Tape

Dovewing had the Hammer

BANG!

"That should do the trick"

(END OF FLASHBACK)

Oh… that's why

Speaking of the devil, Jayfeather had just waltzed in and- wait was that hole in the T.V there before?

"Jay! I was watching a rerun of Win a Date with Ivypool!"

"Stupid Halfmoon," "Jay" said, ignoring Lionblaze,"She broke up with me when I started talking about how Briarlight's having her spinal cord on Sunday. She said,"You always talk about Briarlight..Blah,Blah,Blah," he said with a high pitched voice like he was imitating Halfmoon, which was actually quite accurate,"I'm breaking up with you...blah,blah,blah...Why don't you hook up with her? Then she started crying and stormed out of Stormfur and Brook's Cliffside Eatery."

Jayfeather then promptly collapsed onto the couch and muttered,"She Cats these days. I had more fun with Ivypool and that was when I had to go to mothering classes."

Suddenly that very old, dim lightbulb in Lionblaze's head started to glow through the layers of he could start his new show- with his newly single brother Jayfeather. As Jayfeather snored, Lionblaze wrapped him up with Hello Kitty (Don't ask) and Dora the Explorer (Again don't ask) duct tape and tossed him into a sack. As he threw Jayfeather (The poor angel, sleeping through the whole thing) into the trunk of his Jeep, he thought, How could this possibly go wrong….

So Lionblaze, you have a little explaining for yourself

Lionblaze: So what's wrong with catnapping your bro?

*facepalm* So that was part 1 of my pilot-2nd half up soon and in reviews, answer this question:

What was the first sentance of the first chapter of The Last Hope?

NO CHEATING

GL and Favorite/Follow/Review and see you soon

Alder

P.S Srry its so short, don't feel like typing anymore ;)