TWILIGHT-THE DRINKING GAME

a guide on how to get wasted while watching Twilight *

brought to you by: Celestiel

"Bottoms up" every time…

…Bella trips or falls (it doesn't happen so often in the movie, such a shame)

…'Forks High' board is in the scene (did you know the Spartans invented forks?)

…Jasper looks like he's "in pain" (or has problems with digestion, if you know what I mean)

…a photo or a video is taken (if humans say 'cheese' what do vampires say?)

…Bella has Biology (I wish my former Biology teachers were like Mr. Banner)

…there is a close-up on Edward's eyes (no matter which color they are at the moment)

…Bella talks to Rene on the phone (for real)

…Rosalie frowns on Edward (if she keeps doing that her face might stay that way)

…the scene is inside the "Lodge" (with or without Stephanie Meyer ordering vegetarian sandwich)

…Edward saves Bella's life (take 2 shots if you wish it was you in her place)

…Jacksonville is mentioned (doesn't matter by whom)

…the scene is in the cafeteria (where ones eat and others don't)

…Bella is in the hospital (finally someone with more hospital visits then me)

…Carlisle has a doctor's coat on (and looking dandy)

…Charlie mentions a pepper-spray (if only he knew)

…stupid shiny Volvo is in the scene (I wonder how big it's backseat it)

…Bella's old rusty Chevy is in the scene (if both cars are in the scene together take 2 shoots)

…someone mentions 'rain' (only because it isn't cold enough to snow)

…Bella is showed sleeping (unconscious count's too)

…Edward drives some other car other then his Volvo (I was honestly in shock)

…animal attack is mentioned (an animal that leaves human footprints)

…Alice has a vision (can she tell me which numbers to play on the lottery?)

…Cullen house is showed (from the outside, you don't have to take a shoot for every room separately)

…Edward is in Bella's room (whether she knows it or not)

…one word: baseball (either mentioned or played, as long as the ball is flying)

…there is a close-up on James' face (had better views)

…Bella wears something else other then jeans (only underwear counts too)

…Jacob appears in the scene (willingly or paid, doesn't matter)

…Edward tells Bella he's no good for her and they shouldn't be friends (this should knock you out but in the case it doesn't take a shoot every time…)

…someone says the word 'vampire' (or monster, bloodsucker, leech, the cold-one counts too; did I miss something?)

(*) do not attempt this if you are not legally old to drink alcohol; if you still wish to do play the game have parental permission in writing. I take no responsibility for alcohol poisoning, stomachache, hangover headache, or in the best-case scenario several months of grounding if you are caught.