OMG I was just talking to a totally hot guy over the IM. He's bi, but so sweet. I think I'm in loveD

Chapter One: Benzaiten's Wrath

"It's so beautiful today!" Kagome Higurashi did a little half spin as she said this.

Miroku grinned. "That reminds me!" He ran in front of Sango and took her hand. The young houshi leaned in for a kiss.

Sango slapped him and covered her mouth."What're you doing?"

"Inuyasha and Kagome did it. I was merely reaping the benefits of intimacy!"

The goddess of love, Benzaiten, watched from the heavens. She was really angry. The couple was screwing everything up. Rather, Sango was screwing everything up.

She called to another god. "Amatsu Mikaboshi, I need you."

The god of evil materialized in front of her. "What now?"

"Will you help me?"

"With what?"

"This couple won't cooperate."

"Names?"

"Miroku, a houshi, and Sango, a taijiya."

"I'm on it. But you owe me."

"Don't kill them."

Meanwhile...

Inuyasha had just recovered from being Osuwari'ed by Kagome. Miroku was watching Sango lustfully.

Miroku's P.O.V

Buddha, I want her. You know how much I want her. Why won't you let me have her? Buddha, those curves. Those lips. That... Oh Buddha! I don't just want her, I need her!"

Normal P.O.V

Sango was watching the monk stare at her. It was beginning to creep her out. She spoke. "What?"

Miroku snapped out of it. "What what?"

"Why are you staring at me?"

"N-no reason."

Sango's P.O.V

L-look at him. Why is he staring at me? His eyes... so beautiful. I've seen him...without those robes. He's so sexy... but so untouchable...I want him... I need him... but I can't... why did Naraku have to do this?

Normal P.O.V

The sky was darkening rapidly. Sango burst into tears, reflecting the sky. Miroku walked over to her, his expression compassionate. "Sango? What's wrong?"

"Nothing. J-just l-leave me alone, houshi-sama."

Miroku shook his head. "No, Sango, you need to talk to someone."

He put an arm around her shoulders, pulling her to him. Sango sobbed freely into his chest. Just then, while Kagome and Inuyasha were watching and covering Shippo's eyes, lightning struck. It almost hit them, but Miroku pulled both of them out of the way.

The houshi stood, pulling Sango up after him. He looked infuriated. "What in the seven hells was that?"

Sango turned on him, angry for a different reason. "You hentai! You were only comforting me because you wanted to touch me!"

Miroku backed up. "No, Sango, no! I wouldn't do that to you!":

"Yeah right!" She slapped him. Thunder pealed overhead, and it began to rain.