*Disclaimer* [insert here witty and amusing comment stating that I am not J. K. Rowling or Pink]
Author's Note: This is my first fan fiction. I thought the song "Stupid Girl" was fitting to Snape's personal struggle of whether he should join the death eaters or not. Enjoy!
Death eater, death eaters, death eaters
Maybe if I act like that, someone would like me back
One of Voldemort's servers, I don't wanna be a death eater
Go into the dungeons, you'll find them there
Cursing loud so all the little first-years stare
Looking for somebody to quench their thirst for pain
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a Minister for Magic
He's working for Voldemort, oh isn't it tragic?
They travel in a pack, that's where it all starts
With their itsy bitsy consciences and their teeny-weeny hearts
Where, oh where, have the good people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, someone will like me back
One of Voldemort's servers, I don't wanna be a death eater
Maybe if I act like that, waving my wand like that
Call Lilly "Mudblood" like that, I don't wanna be a death eater
(Break it down now)
The disease is growing, it's epidemic
Madam Pomfrey ain't got a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and half-blooded princes
That's what I wanna see
(Come on)
Disaster's all around
I want to be spared
Your only concern
Why doesn't Voldy have hair?
Maybe if I act like that, someone will like me back
One of Voldemort's servers, I don't wanna be a death eater
Maybe if I act like that, waving my wand like that
Call Lilly "Mudblood" like that, I don't wanna be a death eater
(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)
(I don't like this, like this, like this)
Tell me should I take the mark, why not it won't hurt a lot
Take my arm and do it then, death eater!
Tell me should I take the mark, why not it won't hurt a lot
Take my arm and do it then, death eater!
Maybe if I act like that, waving my wand like that
Call Lilly "Mudblood" like that, death eater!
Maybe if I act like that (maybe if I act like that), someone will like me back (someone will like me back)
One of Voldemort's servers (One of Voldemort's servers), I don't wanna be a death eater (death eater)
Maybe if I act like that (maybe if I act like that), someone will like me back (someone will like me back)
One of Voldemort's servers (One of Voldemort's servers), I don't wanna be a death eater (death eater)
Maybe if I act like that, waving my wand like that
Call Lilly "Mudblood" like that,
Death eater
Death eater
Death eater
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