This is a songfic...of all the times Holly and artemis were in pain or embarrassment. Might be just a little OoC

I don't own Green Day's "Restless Heart Syndrome" or Artemis Fowl.

I've got a really bad disease

It's got me begging

On my hands and knees

So take me to emergency

'Cause something seems to be missing

"Orion SHUT UP!"Artemis thought as Orion was babbling away to Holly. And there the criminal mastermind sat helpless, locked in his brain, unable to do anything.

Somebody take the pain away

It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain

So send me to the pharmacy So I can lose my memory

Holly was about to cry. She was happy that Artemis was alive, but this 'Artemis' person, wasn't her Arty. Arty ad one hazel eye, one blue eye. They got in together. This clone thing had both blue eyes. This clone thing didn't remember her. But she was determined to give him at least that, his memories.

I'm elated, Medicated,

Lord knows I've tried to find a way

To run away

I think they found another cure

For broken hearts and feeling insecure

You'd be surprised what I endure

What makes you feel so self-assured?

Holly ran into the OPs booth after her shift.

"Foaly! And update on Artemis?" Her voice said cracking.

"I'm sorry Holly." Foaly said, this time without any sarcasm in his voice. (I'm not sure what happened to him...so let's pretend something did...)

Holly walked out. Chix stepped in front of Holly.

"Hello Holly! How 'bout a date, hmm? You shouldn't down, with, me. around!" He said.

Without missing a beat Holly screamed in his face "FOR THE LOVE OF FROND! CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR 5 CONSECUTIVE MINUTES!? You don't know what I've endured!"

Now people started to look at Holly and Chix.

"IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO WOULD CHEER ME UP THE SECOND HE WALKED INTO THE ROOM, IT WOULD BE ARTEMIS FOWL!" And with that she promptly punched him in the face.

I need to find a place to hide

You never know what could be Waiting outside

The accidents that you could find It's like some kind of suicide

I'm a victim of my symptom I am my own worst enemy

You're a victim of your symptom You are your own worst enemy

Know your enemy

I'm elated

Medicated

I am my own worst enemy

So what ails you is what impales you

You are your own worst enemy

You're a victim of the system

You are your own worst enemy

You're a victim of the system

You are your own worst enemy

Artemis down at the 10 year old version of him. Frond, was she annoying and obnoxious. Was this the version Holly had first met? Oh, gods forbid. He was his own worst enemy. Worse than Opal, worse than Cudgeon, worse than Spiro. Artemis mini was wrose, because he knew all of Artemis's best moves...

Sooooo. Never done that before...cool.

I've heard this song is about drug abuse...that's not the way I interpret it. I think it's about two lovers...

-Randomosity4arty