Okay, okay--Sam's rolling his eyes--you know that technically, hymens are a chick thing. You're 100-percent guy. You may not have any scars to prove it, but you can takr care of yourself--and any willing wenches. After that...very near-death experience, you're ready to live it up--that includes letting little Dean have some fun.
There was another surprise that accompanied your rebirth: not being circumcised any more. You're still adjusting to it; every time you take a leak, it's like grabbing somebody else's dick.
You've got your tonsils again, too.